These lyrics were not written by us, but by the creative YouTuber above. Thank you for inspiring us.
How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a commandant
Born in the rain and by his father
Was branded to a life of war
Trained and made to adore the sinners
Grow up to be known as the Starkiller?
The red scolar with an illegitimate father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By shooting a lot sharper
By building up white armour
By being strong, becoming the general of the First Order
And every night while Leia worked to build up the honour
In spite of the fight that the Republic was a part of
Inside, he knew the Empire would not just die a martyr
The bastard would rise up with an army from the uncharted
But his father's words rang and haunted his heart and brain
Our man bared the weight of every dagger and chain
"Thin like paper"
Safer it would've been to refrain,
But he pushed through all the pain, proof that he was worthy of his name
Well the word got around
They said, "This kid is insane, man"
Rising through the ranks like a vicious hurricane
And dreaming of the stars bowing to him in his reign
The galaxy will know your name!
What's your name, man?
Armitage Hux.
My name is Armitage Hux.
No matter what you think of me, I swear
I'll be great
Just you wait
When he rose up to his command, luck be damned, he's ordered
To build a weapon that would create peace through disorder
But then, 'fore the man could reap the fruits of his labor.
It crumbled before his eyes, all thanks to a traitor.
Thrown aside like nothing, and like that to the whole world he stayed,
Ignored and abhorred, he would fade, but he heard his name
A voice saying,
"Hux, we love you. Make no mistake."
They started creatin' and makin' worlds just for his sake.
And suddenly, magic, over night
His name was left and right
An emperor with a knight,
Pink hair, a cat, getting teased for his height.
Calling "Ceasefire", "All That You Love Will Be Carried Away"
Working every single day at the First Order Cafe
Guarding one spoiled prince, teaching his troops aerobics
Discipline for his wife, Mitaka's losin' focus
And now look at him, rising with a new plan
In Episode VIII, he'll be in command
In Episode VIII, he'll be in command
In Episode VIII, he'll be in command
In Episode VIII, he'll be in command
In command
In command
Just you wait!
Armitage Hux
We are waiting in the wings for you
You have never backed down
You may soon have to pay for your, crimes!
Oh Armitage Hux
When the galaxy sings for you
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know you rewrote the game?
The world will never be the same oh,
The trailers will be coming soon
See if you can spot him
A holo-net idol
Comin' up from the bottom
The media destroyed his rep
And then the world forgot him
[Stormtroopers]
We fought for him
[Petty Officer Thanisson]
Me? I died for him
[Snoke]
Me? I trusted him
[Kylo Ren, Phasma, Mitaka]
Me? I loved him
[Brendol Hux]
And me? I'm the damn fool that made him
No matter what you think of me, I swear
I'll be great
What's your name man?
Armitage Hux
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HUX | A SPACE MUSICAL
Hayran KurguA Hamilton parody inspired by Aiambia on YouTube. The first song was completely done by them, but every other song was parodized by us. We do not own anything except the reprised lyrics. *strong language included
