Sometimes I can speak with the eloquence of an English major and sometimes I'm a duck trying to speak
16. Hear someone drop something; call out "Bless you" before stopping and trying to cover it up
17. Misspeaking, then making incomprehensible "bleh bleh" noises for a good 3 seconds because of reasons unknown to Earth
18. *Sees the word walk* "Heh, wak. ..No, it's 'wolk'. NO, IT'S WALK!!" in outrage
19. Pun after pun after pun after pun until I am in hysterics and my friends are denying that they know me
20. Combining words (For example; "They're like needles on my feet..." "Feedles!")
And yet I write stories on the internet for the whole world to see
YOU ARE READING
Either I'm really relatable or really stupid
De TodoStrange and foolish things that I have done/do that I hope that others might do too so that you can relate to those foolish things ...I dunno what I'm doing here This is why I'm at a gifted(actually mental) school
