I couldn't find you,
I looked every where,
I looked at every hiding place you'd dare,
And couldn't find you I swear.
I looked in my closet,
I looked in my car,
I knew you couldn't make it that far,
I even looked at the faucet.
Then I looked at my mother,
I looked at father,
I looked at my girlfriend,
Until there was no end.
I looked any where and every where,
You were destined to go,
Guessed I'd go commando,
For I couldn't find you my underwear.
