" Boyfriend, Meet Person Trying to Kill Us."

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Leo and I walked down the street, holding hands. Whenever we leave the house, we pretend we are dating and seem like a perfectly normal couple just so we don't draw attention. I mean we could say that we're siblings but we look nothing alike! He has white hair, I have brown. I have blue eyes and he has grey and so on and so on. We could say one of us is adopted but that's too much stress. Since I was 13, I called him my lover. At first, it was pretty weird but then we got over it, knowing the fact that we kill people for a living. As we walked, I saw a bakery with beautiful cakes and macarons showcased in the display window.
"Leo, why don't we go in there?" I asked,pointing to the shop and holding onto his arm. He gave me a warm smile. "Sure babe. "
I stopped and stuck my nails in his cheek. "Stop whinning!" I whisper yelled. Did I mention that I suffer from ESP?

What Was Going On In Leo's Head:

Why does she have to hold my arm?

IN THE SHOP:

I took Leo into the beautifully decorated bakery. There were lemon cakes, chocolate chip cookies and even jars of sugar. In the end, I bought 9 slices of cake. This way, when dad finishes his hard day of killing, he could take the cake out the fridge for us and we could all watch a movie in the living room. As we walked down the sidewalk, I heard some breathing. It sounded as if it was trying so hard to stay quiet. I pretended not to hear anything but it was hard to ignore. It was coming from a dark alleyway across the street. I panicked but Leo held my hand to let me know everything was fine. Did I forget to mention that I have a talent for hearing things and that Leo also has ESP? No? Well, sorry. I wrapped my arm around his neck and smiled. "Eric, why don't we go to the park?"
( We use different names on the street. It's too risky to use our real ones.)
"Sure Fiona." We managed to get there within 3 minutes and we sat on a bench. "Let's rest here. I closed my eyes and rested on his shoulder. Our secret conversation began.

Me:Be on the look out for anyone suspicious.

Leo:Yeah. Yeah. I got it.

Me:Stop acting as if I'm nagging you.

Leo:Well it's hard to play pretend.

Me:Remind me to punch you later.

Leo:Ok. I'll put that on my 'Never to Do' list!

As you can tell we aren't exactly great teammates. 98% of our relationship runs on hatred. Suddenly I heard something rustle in the bushes and come straight for us.

Me:Now!

We both pulled out our guns and shot the guy. The dead body was lying on the floor in and awkward position. Blood was spilling onto the grass. We took the body and dumped it in a nearby river. We began to head home. I held my hands behind my head. "Well that wasn't fun." I said, bored. "You idiot!" Leo said, shaking his head. "This isn't supposed to be fun." He scolded. "Maybe not to you but to me it is." I shot back. "Oh and thanks for reminding me."
"About what?"

"This."

I punched him in his stomach and he fell on the floor.

"What was that for?!" He exclaimed. "I told you I was gonna do it. It's not my fault you forgot." I shrugged. He rolled his eyes, got up (depite the pain)and held my hand. "Shut up and walk so we don't have to be a couple anymore."

"Baby, does that mean you're breaking up with me?" I fake tear rolled down my cheek. He plucked my forehead. "Quiet and keep going. " Leo muttured. I giggled while thinking about having some cake and begging them to watch a movie with me.

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