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Sorry for not continuing my streak y'all I'm ashamed. On to the story!

Skiiyuh's P.O.V

"SKIIYUH I SWEAR TO GOD-" I cut off Ski with the ugliest look I could muster.

"Don't use the Lord's name in vain you heathen!" I almost threw my hot dog at him, but thia cost seven dollars and Ski bought it, no wasting money around these parts!

Ski rolled his eyes and ate his fries, "Well, have you atleast got a hold of X and Jasmine's location?"

We had successfully left the carnival the fat cop gave a pretty good chase I was dry heaving by the time we got in Ski's car, but I didn't throw up thanks to Jesus, and the threats that Ski was constantly yelling at me.

So we were sitting here at wienerschnitzel tracking X's car with Ski's phone! I'm the one that placed it on his car by the way, no matter how many times Ski takes credit for it. I DID IT ME, MYSELF, JESUS, THE HOLY SPIRIT, GOD, AND I. Sí, amígo!

"No, you bald-headed, durag wearing, no lotion owning-" Ski cut me off ky throwing his trash at me.

"I know you ain't talking about me you nappy-headed, no COMB OWNING, weirdo, you the one that look like you got alligator skin, is that pradda-skin havin' ass-"

I rubbed at my skin and attempted to snatch Ski's durag to show the whole world his BALDNESS, "Well if you had hair why you always wearing these durags? You said in one song that once you hit a million you'd take them off you hit that a while ago! Admit it you where these to hide the fact that you actually have head cancer! Probably got lice, too!"

Ski was to quick for my hands, "How I'm gone have lice, BUT I'M BALD?!"

"HA YOU JUST ADMITTED IT! THE FIRST STEPS TO REALIZATION IS DENIAL!" I yelled as I stuffed the rest of my hot dog in my mouth getting up.

"What do you get out of it Skiiyuh?! What do you want from it?!" He was getting mad and I was cracking up because his face was starting to scrunch up making his seven's turn in to one's. I started lauging and pointed my finger at his face. He slapped my hand and busted through the door.

I jumped on his back and snatched his hat off, he threw me off of course, but I was okay the cement wasn't that hard it was kind of soft, actually.

"You ain't getting in my car with that mud on you or else you paying for my car getting cleaned you hoe."

"Stop calling me names in the Bible women are worth rubbies!" I said as we walked to his car his phone beeping alerting us that we got X and Jasmine's location.

"Shut up you brat, sit in the back on your stomach so you won't get mud on my seats, I'll slap you if I find a spot." I shrugged and quickly got in.

"Enough chit chat hit the gas you NIGGER!" I pretended to whip him with my imaginary whip from the back seat.

               Four wrong turns, and a Goodwil outlet later

Me and Ski were sitting behind a tree, Operation #Orangutangtitties was in motion. Everything went according to plan! Even though it was half-bootied it was a pretty good one if I do say so myself.

First me and Ski would dress up, we got some overalls, a striped shirt underneath, cowboys boots, and a giant bow, a durag for ski (this one had words on it, upgrade, I think so), I put my hair in one ponytail and added the bow on top to block my face., Ski changed his hat and just put the durag on. Did I see? No, I didn't. I'm pretty sure he's bald, but I mean that's none of my business.

"Aye, Jasmine come back!" X yelled, Jasmine was running around with a goofy frin on her face, a choker in her hand.

"Tell me I'm the best!" Me and Ski looked at each other, I pushed him over in excitement! They got togeter by themselves! I feel like a proud mother-

"Never you ugly tramp you suck dick like a donkey!" My excitement hit rock bottom as X snatched the choker out of her hand amd put it on.

"Well you ain't the best at eating ass either, you gapr toothed retarded giraffe!" I fell over as Ski laughed, thank the Lord not giving away our location! But, their bickering reminded me to call my Ma and tell her I'd be home by tomorrow! So, it was a plus in my book.

"Watchu' mean girl, I eat ass like I eat my Temale's fast and hard!" Jasmine punched X in the throat, and jumped back as he tried to grab at her waist, "How you gone eat a Temale hard? you so stupid!" She yelled and ran aorund his car like in those scooby-doo scene's where the villain chased- you know what I mean.

"Bruh, Skii what we go do next."

"I don't know Ski, this wasn't in my job decription."

"Skii, this was never in the job description."

"Why are you talking to yourself? I swear you a fucking weirdo, sometimes I regret running up to you at the bus stop." Ski mask said standing up, and dusting off his overall pants.

"Atleast we on the same page NIGGER!" He slapped the back of my head causing me to bump into the tree a little. 

"Stop saying that little girl." He shoved his hands in his pockets and waled up to the soon to be couple. All of a sudden a nother operation came to my mind! Operation #Mybootycheeksburnt!

I raced after Ski and got behind Jasmine, she was surprised to see us, and gave me a big grin, and waved, I mischeviously rubbed my hands together like a villain, and pushed Ski into a slow jog, I nodded my head towards X, and he got behind him as I pushed Jasmine towards the two.

Ski did the same with X, I swear its like we had telekehalfness, must be becyase we're the same skin color, that makes sense.

I shoved Jasmine at almost the same time Ski pushed X, it wasn't enough time for either of them to react so it worked out well, they gave eachother a big smooch, and I made sure it lasted, as I held Jasmine against X's body, and SKi did the same to X.

It lasted atleast fourty-five seconds, and after they forcefully pushed me and Ski I felt as though Operation #Mybootycheeksburnt worked out! But, it didn't fulfill me, it didn't make me think that they were in a real relationship.

I looked at Ski mask and ran around them Naruto style he followed, but in a normal way.

"Okay Ski this means we gotta make more opertions."

"Are you ready for this Skii?"

"Jesus' pretty hair I'm ready Ski!"

"Stop talking to yourself, you fucking weirdo." Ski mask unlocked the car and slammed his side of the door.

I laughed my evil villain laugh as I prepared to put all my operations to use!

1186 words, unedited, thanks for reading you guys! I'll try to give streaks another shot! Wish me luvk! Good night!!