the assistant.

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Yo stteak broken omce again. Am I proud? No. Am I happy that I finally got my lazy self to update? Yes. Onwards mighty soldiers!

Skiiyuh's P.O.V (leaving hostpital)

"That was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me y'all! And I live with my Ma!" They were all laughing at me as I tried to move my arm in the slink, but only got a shot of pain as consequence.

Jasmine laughed and swung her arm around me, "What was you and Ski talking about back there?"

I looked at her with the scariest look I could manage, "We were talking about killing you and X and hiding your bodies in my Ma's closet."

She took her arm off of me at the speed of light. I didn't laugh and neither did Ski mask, we couldn't have them learning of our last and final mission.

2 hours earlier, Room 403, Occupant Skiiyuh B. Haven

"Skiiyuh you so stupid." Ski mask picked up some tool off the counter sitting next to the hostpital bed.

I was sitting on the spinny chair every doctor's office and hoatpital comes equppied with.

My new plan sounded amazing! My Ma had some friends visitng her from her college days, and they were pretty good looking, although they were white the plan wouldn't suffer too much.

We would bring X and Jasmine over to my house (which they've never been to, Ski mask excluded) and have X meet some of the (wo)men (we don't know X specific type, he might like some of the men, only time could tell) and hopefully get Jasmine jealous. Or vice versa. The plan Operation #Jesuswhoopbootyholesinyadreams was going to be in motion no matter how stupid Ski mask called me.

"Ski mask it makes sense-" He cut me off by slamming the tool down and the whole tray fell too, I could tell be was trying to look cool, but with his new hairstyle he couldn't quite get it right.

Plus he slipped trying to turn around drmatically.

"X isn't gay!"

"Yeah, but the guys could nake him gay? Plus some of them have girlfriends so maybe they can help too?" I said messing with this dang sling.

I lookrd up to Jesus and wondered what I did to deserve this- Oh yeah I pushed that old lady into that clothing rack at Goodwill. Jesus does everything for a reason.

I looked to Ski mask as he took my words in. I didn't give him to reply. I wanted this operation to happen, I'd suck on Jesus' toes for this, of course I'd do it regardless, but it gets my point across more clear.

"I already have the lay out so we gotta do this!" I yelled moving my arms only to spin out of control and slam into one of the computers, making it fall.

"Let's scadaddle nigger!" Ski mask slammed my head into the wall, i had a sore spot, but as long as my plan goes through I'd do anything. Excluding devil things, I ain't never betraying Hesus like that! I'd rather move to Mexico and change my name to Seniorrittah!

Present time
Skiiyuh's 'plan'

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Here's the people, the people coming are circled, those that aren't are crossed out or are too ugly." I handed Ski mask a picture with a soccer team on it.