the assistant.

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Sorry y'all had to wait a trillion years for one measly update. Hope this can be sen as payment for overdue rent.

Skiiyuh's P.O.V

Ugh, got fired once again. I'm so tired of working! But, gotta pay bills we can't all be blessed at the same time, however my savior will save me from all these bills the devil will not take my booty not today! I will be snatching his crusty ass weave! Yas.

Okay enough pep talk, gotta go home, find another job, and hopefully wake up tomorrow. I know my Ma go beat my mother-bleeping ass. But, she always said you should help the less fortunate, and that girl seemed to need a little pick-up, with how many boys she was with? Whew I would need one to! That girl must rule them with a iron fist because they looked ghetto as hell, but not to say I don't either 'cause in honesty I looked like I crawled out somebody's trash can and had been feeding on animal carcases most of my life. This is why I ain't got no firends.

I huffed as I waited for the bus, it was five o'clock, so I had to wait atleast another fifteen minutes, and that's only to assume that the fat ass bus driver lady (that could pass for the wicked witch of the west) had a good mood. Lord knows her son be riding her ass all day, all night. I wonder if he gang bangs, it'd make sense-

"Hey! That's the girl rom the arcade!" Someone yelled I must've gotten whiplash and went up to Heaven because the next thing I know the boy that asked me about my clothes was jogging up to me with tha half headed demon man behind him. I sighed this dude was good looking I ain't bout to lie, but damn was he annoying. All I want to do is get my ass beating, eat some food, go to my Granny's house, go back home, and fall asleep. Dang the Lord must be preparing me for a great big old blessing, counting all the down falls I had just this week!

I put on a big smile though because I didn't want him to feel as if I didn't want to be his freind. He was nice, just a tad bit annoying, but I was too, and friends were always welcome in my circle!

"Hi! I remember you too! How ya' doing?" I said looking behind him to see just the girl from earlier trailing behind the demon man, they were so cute together, almost as cute as me and Jesus. The boy laughed his triple sevens scrunching up with his smile, "why're y'all out here anyway don't y'all gotta home to go to? Are y'all homeless? Or drug dealers? I've always wanted to meet a drug dealer!" The demon man laughed, and the girl behind him smiled her pretty smile and his nice lsugh went so well together, I'm probably going to make a fanfiction about them two. OOOOh they so cute!

"Nah we ain't no drug dealer, them two is in a fight od sorts and I wanted to have one of them interventions so I took them on a walk and hopefully nature will make them work it out." I looked around us. This man must be on some drugs or maybe the tattoo ink as leakef into his brain, "This ain't no nature, you sitin' on a crust bus bench, there's a gas station a cross the street from us and a man is getting robbed a couple of yards away from us, this is what you call nature? This is the city boy." I shook my head as he took in all the sights that I had just mentioned,  shrugged and shook my head again.

"Hey you tryin' to hit up McDonald's with me?" He asked looking for a date, I mean he was real cute I liked his sevens and the small cross below his eye, but according to the virginty ring sitting on my finger I ain't giving my virginty to nobody, but Jesus. Nah that's hella wierd, I don't want to lead him on just to deny him things I knw that most men need.

"Nah I'm sorry I can't date, see this ring, this ring says that I can't have no type of sex, ear sex, foot sex, vigina sex, booty sex, mouth sex, or any other type of sex, so I about to lead you on just to say no when you or even me want to do the you know balls to skin action." I shrugged as he laughed, his laugh was raspy it kind of reminded me of a sick person, but his face looked happy so I smiled along with him.

"nah boo I just wanted  friend I ai't looking for nobody right now, I'm trying to focus on getting them two together first." He said with a determined face. 

"We can be best friends then! And I can hep you get them two together too!" We both looked over to the devil man and the pretty girl with the nice smile, "Them two desrve happiness and with the power invested in us I devlaree us the clms, just though of that just now!" I said while looking at the two they had so much gouing for them their babied would be the cutest things inheritating the devil mans small eyes, ad the girls good hair, they both had nice clear skin, and the children woyld probably be short but short people are the best peple! Dang how the hell did I get to that?

"What the hell does clms mean? And do I get paid?" I gave him the stink eye and was about to smakc him at the back of the head before I realized that I didn't know him that well and he could John Cen me into the ground right now. I wouldn't blame him if I was a man I wouldn't let no girl hit on me, but that's for a different discussion. 

"It means, young hopper, Cupid's Matchaking Service. And no you don't get paid this is for fee because these two people," I got up and walked towards them they had some distancec between them, but I wrapped them in my arms and gave them a hug, "Deserve all the happiness that king Jesus can bestow upon them and I find it my rifht to see it through. No payments made, but you could help a sister out and pay for her bus ride." The girl started to chichle and the devil man looked over to her and then at me and winked he knew the plan and I didn't even have to say nothing.

This plan was gonna be easy peasy lemon squeay. Now the only thin I need to worry about is getting home, getting my ass whooped, and getting to Grannys house, and getting the seven man's number.\

1165 words, unedited. Hope this can pay my three months rent y'all. Ski and Skiiyuh will not be in anytype of relationship besides best friends, but Ski proabaly will get a girl I'll leave her name up to you guys in the comments section, and add a quick description. We'll pick the best and that'll be that. Again hope you guys enjoyed and good night!!