the assistant.

t w e n t y - o n e

This is my streak hoe. Nah just playing school got me by my edges tyrna fight back, but my edges on the line so. On wards strong ones.

Jasmine P.O.V (upon comment ftom somebody in the last chapter. You welcome and I hope you like it. All y'all. Only the Lord knows when I'll get my lazy ass up to write again. Savor this. Savor it well. Read slow.)

"Where's Skiiyuh and Lil Pump?" I asked as I walked out of X's room with one of his shirts and a pair of his boxers on.

I didn't here their usual shanigans going on, but one must always be careful in this house.

Its a ticking time bomb waiting to happen especially since Skiiyuh's Mother has let her spend her summer over here, but only if she gets a job and helps pay the bills at ther Moms house and this one too.

It definitely takes a load off my shoulders, but I kind of feel bad, she and Ski Mask did all that work getting me and X together, that was a job in its self trust me. . .

                       Flashback
                     2 months ago
                    Jasmine's P.O.V

I heard Ski mask and Skiiyuh whispering (read: yelling), about their new plan to get me and thou that shall not be named together.

I don't even see how they could even envision us together.

I twirled a piece of my hair as I leaned against the wall wondering how long it took them goons to realize I was standing there.

"Yo, y'all want some food I kills it in the kitchen." I smiled at Skiiyuh as she fell of the T.V stand.

She looked at me startled and then glanced at Ski Mask, they created some type of secret language, I found it creepy, but they said it was dark skinned intuition.

At that moment X walked in bumping shoulders with me, I shot him a dirty look and lifted my upper lip, I was tired of his bull. If he had a problem he could run up, I took girls and boys no difference to me.

Skiiyuh shouted in delight and her and Ski Mask started whispering (Read: yelling) again about their plan, I rolled my eyes and staled off to the kitchen.

Ain't no way am I ever go date that gap toothed fool.

                   Flashback end

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ki Mask was looking all depressed pushing his now soppy cereal around, either because his girl got beat by me and don't wanna show her trifiling face around here no more, or because his trouble buddies are gone.

He looked up slowly he had what looked like a snarl on his face, but it could just be because he salty that Skiiyuh and Lil Pump washed his durags with sugar.

It didn't really matter though because he had recently got his dreads done and I think he hit one million too so he was done with those, for now, 'till he went back to his 90's thug life phase again.

"Skiiyuh got a job up their at the Los Alamitos race tracks, and Lil Pump is meeting with his manager to get his tour rolling." I nodded along and sat beside him with my own bowl of Cheerios, I would've used sugar if it wasn't for them two goons (Gazzy and Skiiyuh) using all it to wash Ski Masks durags.

We sat in silence, awkwardness filling the room quickly. I tried to defuse it by making small talk, but Ski Mask didn't seem to enthused with that idea so I shut my mouth and ate my nasty Cheerios.

A few minutes passed before Ski Mask opened his mouth to talk, only to shut it.

The only reason the air was riddled with tension was because me and Ski Mask's relationship was flirty when I first got here to do my job. But as the weeks and months passed my job was forgotten, and the cleanliness of the house was reduced to shoving things in the trash, grabage disposal (the one in the sink, the one that makes that real loud grumble, you know the one you use when somebody give you some nasty food, but yo Mom go get you if she see it in the trash so you got to put it in the sink real fast before she start asking questions), or in the toilet.

No matter how many times Skiiyuh told us that cleanliness was next to God-liness nobody ever did the chores that was posted weekly on the pin-up board X had bought for the living room to notify people of outings and such.

But anyway, we would flirt, and then I'd flirt with X, so it was kind of awkward since he lost in the "battle" the two of them had going on for a little while.

Ski Mask cleared his throat and put his dish in the sink, at that dame moment Skiiyuh climbed through the kitchen window, binoculars around her kneck and various leaves and such stuck to her clothes.

"That's fifty cent worth of cereal, and ninety-six cent worth of milk, I advise you to close your eyes and drink all that down unless you want me to open this can of whoop ass on you!" Ski Mask slammed her hear into the near by cabinet and threw the soppy cereal and milk down the sink.

"Why you do her like that?" I asked as I finished the last of my Cheerios and put the bowl in the sink, grabbing a cup to put orange juice in.

"Because she's annoying, and speaking of her," Ski Mask looked towards Skiiyuh as she climbed on top of the counter to get to an especially high cabinet, "why are you here?
Shouldn't you be at work?"

She looked over her shoulder, one of her arms still in the slink (she broke it again while it was still broken. How? I don't know.) And jumped down.

"They let me off early because the person who was supposed to show me around had a 'family emergency' and couldn't make it into work, plus I let the racing horses free in the parking lot, and their inspecting cars to see if their was any damage." She handed Ski Mask the packet of fruit snacks for him to open.

"Why do you have binoculars on?" I asked as Ski Mask handed (Read: threw at her face) her the packet of fruities.

"Jesus told me to go and inspect the horses, and I did I found a piece of gold hanging off one of their knecks, that one was a little irate and kicked me in the stomach, but I'm fine because Jesus and his perfect circular tongue blocked it." She declared putting a handful of the snacks in her  mouth.

"So you didn't feel the kick?" I asked grabbing some out of her offering hand.

"Oh no, I felt it stung like hot fish grease on skin, but I didn't have to be taken to the nurse, plus because of that they gave me these free binoculars and whatever damage done to people's cars in the parking lot will be paid by them. So its a win-win situation." She said looking in the trash can (Read: to make sure no one threw away any 'good' food).

"Well what did you use the binoculars for?" Ski Mask asked washing the dishes in the sink. Skiiyuh had a big pet peeve on looking at dirty dishes so we all tried to wash them while they were low so she wouldn't go bezerk like last time. Thats the only thing we clean now that I think of it.

"I watched my boss try to feel up on one of the male employes, I mean he does look like a girl, but still. We stray further from God everyday. But they saw me and that's why I have all this on me, but it was all a 'misunderstanding', according to my boss. He was just checking for weapons." Skiiyuh said while following me to X and I's bedroom, Ski Mask tagging along.

I laughed, as I opened the door.

But it soon stopped as the sight of X standing completely naked on the bed came into view, he smiled and waved, but didn't see Skiiyuh and Ski Mask behind me.

"You ready to get this dagger d-" Before he could finish Skiiyuh stepped fully into the room, caught sight of X and fainted hitting her head on the edge of the bed frame.

"I bet you fifty dollars when she wake up she go grill all of us about safe sex." I said as I looked at X and shook my head.

"Nah," Ski Mask said picking up her fruit snacks off the floor, "she already had the presentation ready."

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