Billy Ray Cyrus and betty lou were cousins, they decided to have a baby together like the rednecks they are. 9 months later and a hick hillbilly baby popped out of Betty lou's cooch, they named the baby chandler. Chandler growing up was taught how to hunt deer, make moonshine and catch bullfrogs. One day chandler and his hillbilly father went out to catch bullfrogs, one bullfrog got chandlers eye, he thought to himself "that bullfrog is so ugly I just have to catch it and keep it as a pet". After he caught the bullfrog he named it gaybe, gaybe was pretty retarded, he ended up dying after getting ran over by a pickup truck. Chandler walked down to the creek he always went to, and saw something, it was a guy humping a dead deer behind a tree. That guy got up and greeted chandler, random guy: "hey, well I'm sorry about that but my names Edward." Chandler: "it's all good, it looked pretty neat. Want to be friends pal?" Edward: "Yeah bud."
Chandler met a new friend, and they did everything together. They wanted to become blood brothers, so they both cut their palms until they drew blood and they shook hands.
Chandler woke up the next morning and felt weird bumps on his upper lip, he realized Edward had gave him herpes.
He ran to edward's shack and bashed the door down, he couldn't find him anywhere. When he was running down the trail that Edward walked down alot, he saw footprints, he started to walk where they were leading and found a druggie in a tent. Chandler walked up and started to talk to him. Chandler: "have you seen a guy named Edward?" Druggie: "maybe I have, I might tell you if you can help me get some drugs." Chandler: "alright I'll get some." Druggie: "okay, and my name is Mike by the way."
Chandler found an old dog turd and smashed it until it somewhat looked like drugs. He brought it back to Mike In a plastic baggy, and he actually fell for it. Mike: "that looks like some good shit homie, now that Edward guy went down the trail and to the right." Chandler: "alright, thanks"
Chandler walked down the path until he got to a trailer with a terrible odor inside of it, he knocked on the door and an old dirty man walked out.
His name was pinkie and he farted so hard he shitted his pants. But he didn't care, pinkie: "boy, what are you doing in my yard?" Chandler: "I wanted to know if you knew where a guy named Edward was." Pinkie: "that's my son, I'll kill you right now boy." Pinkie ran after chandler, he was running so fast that the shit from his anus fell down his pant leg and sloshed onto his thighs. Chandler ran faster than he ever had before and finally got away.
Chandler wasn't going to let Edward get away with what he did, he was bound and determined to kill Edward.
