Chandler woke up ready to try and find Edward, he put on his fresh overalls and headed out the trailer door. When he stepped out the door he was greeted by a man named jacob, jacob: "hey, I heard you're looking for the deer fucker." Chandler: "yes, I am. do you know where he is?" Jacob: "well, he ran away after he found out you got herpes bud. But I can help you find him." Chandler: "okay show me where he's at."
Jacob took chandler to the lake, he showed chandler that Edward was all the way across the lake, and that he would have to get a boat to get across. Chandler was looking for anybody who had a boat, and was asking everyone he saw, somebody overheard him and asked about him needing a boat. The guys name was thomas, thomas: "I will let you use my boat, but 2 things I want. Chandler: "okay what are they?" Thomas: "I want to go with you, and you need to find me a thicc baddie. Chandler agreed and they headed to the lake.
They got the boat in the water and got in, when they were half way across, chandler grabbed thomas and threw him overboard and drowned him. Now that he didn't have to worry about thomas he could think about his own needs. When he got across the lake he surprisingly saw Jacob, chandler: "how did you get across? Jacob: "I have my ways, anyways he was seen down the trail in the green tralier." Chandler: "ok"
Chandler walked down to the trailer and started yelling out to Edward, but Edward wasn't there. He heard something behind the trailer so he walked around to see what was going on, he saw an autistic boy named chris. Chris liked to eat deer shit and couldn't really speak correctly cause he was a messed up hillbilly redneck. Chris: "ist dee guy doun dee street!" Chandler ran down the street and ran into a pack of hillbillys fighting over a dead deer. He had to sneak around them ready quick to get by, when he got down the street he ran up to this hillbilly
Chandler: "Where's Edward?" Hillbilly: "well I can't tell you that, but I can tell you my name is jean, and I'm really horny so do you know where any dead deer are bud?"
Chandler: "back down the road pal"
Jean: "thanks"
Chandler was getting furious cause he couldn't find any sign of Edward, he was almost ready to give up until he heard a hillbilly yell. He ran over to the hillbilly and saw a guy laying on the ground in pain.
Chandler: "are you alright? What happened?"
Injured hillbilly: "that hick named Edward and his buddy ambushed me." Chandler told the hillbilly he'd be right back.
Chandler ran to where the injured hillbilly told him to go, but while he was running he stepped on a rope trap and it flipped him upside down. Jacob appeared and cut him free, jacob: "he's got some goons with him, you won't want to just run up on him." Chandler: "I'll do what I want" Chandler runs and catches up to edward and his gang, right when they spot him Edward's friend Richard cracked chandler over the head with a shovel, And he was out cold.
