hillbilly showdown

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After not too long of waiting 2 other guys walked out of edward's trailer,
They were brandon and alex. Both skinny crackheads, but they had machetes in their hands. Chandler grabbed a rock and threw it across the trailer to make Richard walk off while they take out the 2 crackheads. Chandler threw it terribly and it ended up hitting Richard in the head and knocking him out, chandler: "I guess I'll take that"

Chandler gets both aaron and david to creep up and take out the crackheads, so they did as told, they walked up behind them and snapped each of the crackheads necks.
Chandler and everyone ran inside the trailer expecting to see Edward in there, but when they got in there they all heard a ticking sound. 3..2..1.. the trailer blew up, everyone went flying and crashed to the ground. Unfortunately chandler was the only one who survived. (Or so he thought)
He stood up and standing 20 yards in front of him was Edward, chandler grabbed a machete from one of the dead crackheads and threw it at Edward but he missed.

Edward ran at chandler and jumped on top of him throwing blows left and right, chandler was able to punch Edward in the crotch with enough power to get him off of him. Chandler grabbed a sharp stick off the ground and pierced edward's hand. Edward was hurting like a mf but he ripped the stick out and tried to stab chandler but missed with a pathetic attempt. Chandler took that chance to flip Edward over onto his side. Edward was dazed and couldn't move. Chandler went over and grabbed Richards shovel, chandler ran back over and whacked edward's head until it looked like a blown up pumpkin, chandler stood there for a good minute just realizing how he would live with having herpes. So he said frick it and grabbed the machete and slit his throat.
THE END

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