Chandler woke up with his head throbbing, he looked up and saw Jacob. Jacob: "well you see, I told you so pal." Chandler gets up and walks off, Jacob goes after him. Jacob: "well, you'll need help if you want to have a chance vs Edward, Lucky for you I know some hillbillys that are pretty damn tough." Jacob takes chandler to his house, and shows chandler to these 2 big buff rednecks. Jacob: "well, meet aaron and david." Chandler: "they will do fine pal."
Chandler and the big rednecks got to know each other, he found out they were gay lovers. Chandler spent a while thinking about how he would ambush Edward and his gang. When he thought of plan he got the big rednecks and headed out.
While they were walking to where Edward was at, they saw a man jerking off in the tree. He busted a nut right when chandler looked up, and Chandler got some nut in his eye. Chandler grabbed a rock and chucked it at the mastubator's head, he ducked, but fell out of the tree. Chandler walked up to him and asked what he was doing and who he was.
Mastubator: "I'm jean, and I was hiding from Edward. But I got rock hard after seeing a thicc ape walk across the trail, so I just busted a nut"
Chandler: "well ok pal I'm going to go kill Edward so you can tag along if you'd like." So jean went with them.
They were getting close to edward's hideout, but aaron had to take a piss real quick, he went over by a tree and started pissing, He didn't see the bee hive hanging from the tree and 3 bee's stung him in his pecker. He ran away from the hive before there could be anymore damage. After that happened they walked silently the rest of the way to edward's place. When they got there they all crouched down into the bushes to see where everyone was at. Chandler could see Richard with his shovel hanging over his shoulder, this was the time for chandler to get his revenge (he thought), they all waited another minute to see what would happen knowing that this would be their only shot of killing Edward.
