"o shit ur not johnny"
"wow way to state the obvious"
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j.j.h. of nct
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started 5/27/17
finished 7/01/19
RANKINGS
08/18/18 #21 in messenger
11/18/18 #2 in smentertainment
12/27/18 #1 in chittaphon
2/21/19 #1 in sns
"You go home without us, I have to talk to the guys for a bit." Jaehyun said, smiling.
"Why can't you talk to them at my house?" I questioned.
"I have to do it now." He said, letting out an obviously fake chuckle.
"I can wait." I responded.
"But it's guy stuff, you can't be near for it." Jaehyun scratched the back of his neck.
"What do you mean guy stuff? You realize my best friend is a guy. I've been around guys my whole life. I'm sure I've heard about whatever it is already." I don't know what's up with him, but something is fishy.
"It's... about... stuff." He sighed.
"Wow, so specific. Now give me a real answer. Why do you actually want me to leave?" I glared towards him.
He sighed and ran his fingers through his hair in frustration. "It's not that I want you to leave, it's that I want you to go home! There's a surprise- oh fuck, I'm not supposed to say that part. You didn't hear-"
I cut him off. "A surprise?!" I jumped in excitement.
"You didn't hear that." He said.
"I'll go home right away!" I said and hugged him. I pulled away and got into my car. "Bye!" I waved to him and left.
On my way home I realized something. I never put the groceries into my car. Shit, my tampons.
When I pulled into my driveway, I pulled out my phone.
yuna: please tell me that either you or hyuck has the groceries
mark: i have them
mark: no need to worry!!
yuna: thank goodness
yuna: you are a blessing to this world mark lee
mark: tell donghyuck that
mark: he is currently ranting about how i'm embarrassing and he can't stand me and is only friends w/ me bc of my money
mark: and it's all because i tripped on a rock
mark: and there was an old lady near who saw me trip
mark:
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