Marvel Trash
Captain Small Ass:
It really sucks being one of the few people without kids
No one can go out with me except for Tom
Lizzie:
Having a kid is so nice
You have an excuse for not being able to do anything
Sexy Bitch:
It also makes your wife a grumpy little butt
Lizzie:
You're not always pleasant either
Especially when it's your turn to potty train her while I'm gone.
Sexy Bitch:
She just threw a fit because I gave her the wrong color sippy cup😐
Lizzie:
she cried for an hour this morning because I wouldn't let her play with the box of tampons 😐😂
Mama Scar:
mom life 👌🏻😂
Jeremy?:
my daughter cried one time after I told her she couldn't eat a pop tart through her nose and that led to me explaining how noses work 😂🙄
Sexy Bitch:
Babe
Should we tell them
Since everyone is here?
Lizzie:
Oh my god
I almost forgot
Do you want to tell them or should I?
Sexy Bitch:
Go for it babe
Captain Small Ass:
Oh god
Are you guys having a baby???
Jeremy?:
Dude they just adopted a toddler
I don't think they're prepared for another one
Not that you guys aren't great parents
Lizzie:
Jeremy is correct in his statement
We have some big news and we didn't want to tell you guys until we knew for sure
Tin Can:
Would you just tell us already???
Sexy Bitch:
Babe be nice
Stop torturing them
Lizzie:
Ok
So
We're moving
Captain Small Ass:
WHAT
YOURE LEAVINF ME
Jeremy?:
YOURE LEAVINF ME ANS IM JUST NOW FINDINF OUT
Hammer Dude:
What?????
Spider Boy:
Oh my god
I'm sorry
But what
Mama Scar:
Please tell me you're moving closer to me
Lizzie:
Wow Scar
Way to ruin the surprise
Mama Scar:
WAIT
WHAT
YOURE MOVING TO NEW YORK
THIS BETTER NIT BE A JOKE
Lizzie:
I'm not joking
We're moving to New York
Ava has family there
And we realized we didn't haven any reason why we couldn't move
Mama Scar:
Oh my god when!???
Lizzie:
We're supposed to be moved in by the middle of February
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Lizzie:
We did not think this through
Moving across country with a huge dog and a toddler is turning into a disaster
Captain Small Ass:
I'm sure it's not that bad
Sexy Bitch:
She's not joking
Poor Apollo is too big for the back seat
Greer is getting agitated because the dog is getting agitated
Lizzie:
There's a lot of crying
And we've only been driving for two hours
Mama Scar:
I believe in you babes
You'll get here
Jeremy?:
Ava (my daughter) cries a lot
Ava (Lizzie's wife) cries a lot
Lizzie cries a lot
Greer cries a lot
I can see how this is going wrong
Lizzie:
Ok
I think at least one us is done crying
I got Greer's favorite movie on and she seems happy 🤞🏼
Spider Boy:
She's definitely watching spider man: homecoming
Lizzie:
Sorry tommy
She's watching Sing
She's seriously obsessed
Mama Scar:
Awww she loves my movie and we haven't even met yet 😁😭
Lizzie:
Hopefully we'll get there so you can meet
But I make no promises that we're gonna make it 😫👏🏼
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Dream (1)
Fanfiction"You'll never be my first kiss or even my first love, but you're everything I hoped for, everything I've ever dreamed about and that means so much more" (Mostly Social Media) Book 2- Part of Me
