[ A/N: Just a little mini chapter thats cute and funny so basically the matsuno brothers are doing an interview with you ]
Narrator: First son! Osomatsu
"Hello (y/n)! My name is matsuno osomatsu Im currently looking for a girlfriend to have s** with and--"
///HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES///
(choromatsu: Read this osomatsu! This is how you introduce yourself!)
"Oh!! My bad (y/n) chan!!"
(Y/n): D-dont worry its ok
"Ok let's start over! My name is matsuno osomatsu I am a very responsible man and I am very good with kids--"
Ichimatsu: lies....
"Ignore him! What I was saying was--"
Karamatsu: yes lying to you so you can pick him first...
"Omg!! I just want a girlfriend who feels comfortable sucking my d*** and having hardcore s**!!"
(Y/n): ....
Narrator: Next!!!
"Hello my angel! My name is matsuno karamatsu!"
*(y/n) is pleased*
"I am a lone wolf who seeking to find its moon! Each night I look up in search for the beautiful moon light that'll lead me out of the lonely darkness"
Narrator: Painful!! Next
"H-h-hello! I'm m-m-matsuno choromatsu!! Its nice to meet a pretty girl like you!! Hehe"
(Y/n): its nice to meet you too!
"I-um..well Im into anime! I love idol concerts and manga ! But aside from that I don't care about the features in a girl! I care about her personality and I can be very responsible and I'd do anything for our family"
Audience: awww~ <3
"So please (y/n)! Pick me~ 💚"
Narrator: Aww so cute! Next!!
".....hm?.....what am I doing here??"
Narrator: Your doing an interview to get a girlfriend
"...but I don't want one.."
"Just shut up and do the interview!!"
"pft! Fine"
*ichimatsu looks deep into your soul*
"Hey...are you sure you wanna date trash like me..? If so then would you mind having to deal with me?? Think about it!"
(Y/n): .....O-ok!...
Narrator: ..ok! up next is jyushimatsu matsuno!!
"Yay!!! Hellomynameisjyushimatsumatsuno!!!
Choro: Talk slowly please
"Sorry! Hello I'm matsuno jyushimatsu! I love baseball and I love dogs"
*(y/n) is finding him kawaii*
Narrator: is that all!?
"Yes! Baseball!! Baseball!! Baseball!!
Narrator: last is todomatsu
"Hello~<3"
(Y/n): hello!
"Do you have any social media? Like Snapchat and stuff?!"
(Y/n): well only Kik!
"Oh! Great then why don't we text eachother or go drink coffee out together! I'm sure you'll have a fun time"
The end....
