Christian: They flew away into the sunset with their 3DM gear.
Janie: While flying they passed that dude from Boku No Pico.
Christian: I wink seductively at that dude from Boku No Pico.
Janie: "You can't trust that garden tool from that fucking anime, man. They make you question your sexuality and everything!?!?!??!?1/1/1//1/11//!/1/1/"
Christian: "I think i'm a fucking homosexual at this moment".
Janie: "I think i'm a fuckin' hetero." :(
Christian: "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that sucks dawg."
Janie: "oH LOOK ITS LORELAO!1!!!!1"
Christian: "Oh look at that you hetero."
Janie: "wait nvm she's gone lol." Janie cackled and Slammed into Uranus.
Christian: "H O T."
Janie: "I think...." She paused briefly, before continuing. "I think I'm in love with Uranus."
Christian: "Same fam."
Janie: She breathed out a sigh, before carassing Uranus.
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We're Tighter Than Bark On A Mega Tree
SpiritualBecause We're tighter than bark on a tree; A dramatic novel, based on true events. A swooning maiden, and a decaying corpse.
