Janie: I dangled my legs off the train cart, watching an ocean of pine trees blow past us. "We don't even know where Frank is..."
Christian: I sat on a hay bale and starting messing around with a portable keyboard I found digging through some of the crates.
Janie: I look back and arch an eyebrow. "You play?"
Christian: "Uhhhh... I guess I can play a little bit." I position my hands over the correct octaves used to play the song I planned to play and started playing an ominous tune.
Janie: "Amazing," I say backing up and going over to the small fire.
Christian: I continue to play the tune.
Janie: I pull over my bag and take out the fish from inside. "Have you ever cooked a trout before?"
Christian: I immediately stop playing the keyboard and stood up "Never in my life."
Janie: "WELL SHIT." I yell out, tossing the fish into the fire.
Christian: I watched in terror as the fish "cooked".
Janie: "We didn't need it anyway, we had Campbell's Wholesome Tomato Soup™."
Christian: "Yes we are be having the soup of tomato." I said robotically.
Janie: "Yes, Campbells™ will save us all." I smile.
Christian: "Yes, Campbell's™ soup is made with TOMATO PUREE (WATER, TOMATO PASTE),HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WHEAT FLOUR, WATER, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF: SALT, POTASSIUM CHLORIDE,FLAVORING, CITRIC ACID, LOWER SODIUM NATURAL SEA SALT, ASCORBIC ACID (VITAMIN C), MONOPOTASSIUM PHOSPHATE, CELERY EXTRACT.
Janie: "I'm lovin' myself Campbell's Tomato Soup™."
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We're Tighter Than Bark On A Mega Tree
SpiritualBecause We're tighter than bark on a tree; A dramatic novel, based on true events. A swooning maiden, and a decaying corpse.
