Me: *Slap Narrator*
Narrator: What was that for?
Me: For kissing me against my will!
Narrator: Yes!
Me: What you so happy about?
Narrator: You said it was a kiss not an attack. I say I did better.
Me: No!
Narrator: Yep.
Me: Whatever, just start the story. Sophie was on a train.
Narrator: Oh joy! We have story time.
Me: You enjoyed that didn't you?
Narrator: Yep, immensely.
Me: Humph.
Narrator: Deep down you know you liked it.
Me: Shut up and begin the story.
Narrator: *Laughs*
Me: Fine I will.
Narrator: Go ahead.
Me: You're no fun.
Narrator: I am tons of fun.
Me: Really? You're that fat. No wonder I almost died when you sat on me.
Narrator: Yep.
Me: How about I sit on you?
Narrator: I wouldn't mind.
Me: *Sit on him*
Narrator: *Pulls me closer*
Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Narrator: *Holds around my waist*
Me: *Struggles to get away* Let me go!
Narrator: You're the one who wanted to sit on me. So I think you do have feelings for me.
Me: I will get my boyfriend to beat you up!
Narrator: *Lets me go* You have a boyfriend?
Me: Nope, but my plan worked.
Narrator: Oh, good.
Me: Start the story!
Narrator: Fine.
Me: Never mind I will. Sophie got on the baggage car. She was caught during the train ride! The man took her to the front and threw her in the jail car.
Narrator: Interesting.
Me: *Yells* No interruptions!!!
Narrator: But I thought I was supposed to read, wasn't that my purpose in this book?
Me: Yes it WAS, but now my characters don't do as I ask.
Narrator: Interesting.
Me: What is with you and that word?
Narrator: Interesting?
Me: Are you stuck? Should I hit you?
Narrator: Interesting.
Me: *Hits Narrator in the arm*
Narrator: Ouch!
Me: You are such a baby!
Narrator: You could kiss me better.
Me: In your dreams.
Narrator: And yours too.
YOU ARE READING
What the Heck???
RomanceNarrator, a fictional character is reading a story written by Sophie. They don't really like each other, but will they? This is not all lovey dovey. It is a humor story. It has a lot of arguing, pranks, and food. So please enjoy. And don't be afraid...