the jokers daughter and THE BATMANS SON!!!

chapter 9: a sweet surprise

Excitedly I crouched down in the cake and I could feel my mother push the Cake against the door.

"don't stop now, the party is just getting started!" Harley yelled and continued to push the cake. Everyone clapped and I even heard someone hit on my mom and she hit him with he police club I let out a small giggle.

"happy birthday comish!!" Harley said. "this is for you,now let's all sing." She blew her whistle and I opened the too of the cake and flipped out and yelled.

"surprise!!"

Then I landed by the commissioner,pointed my gun at his head and put him in a head lick.

"how old are you now comish? 1000?" I said with a smirk

"let me go." He said struggling

All the cops were about to get up and charge at me.

"ah ah ah." I pushed my gun harder against his head. Unless you want his brains everywhere just sit down and enjoy the party." I said with a smile, they all sat back down looking pissed.

"well,well,well I can't believe you threw a party without me." The Joker said as he walked in as he locked the last door. "I mean after all we have been through you didn't even send me a invitation." The Joker pretended to pout. "Well I brought you a present. It's just a small token of my appreciation." He sat down a small little action figure of himself with a pull string on the back he pulled the string and turned to Harley.

"Harley!" The Joker shouted

"yes pudd'in!" Harley said putting on her jester hat

"start collecting the money." He said throwing a bag at her.

"yes Mr.J!" She said with a salute and started collecting the guests money.

"Ace tie up the commissioner." He said tossing me a rope.

"got it daddy." I saluted him too just like mom then I tied up the commissioner.

"we are doing a fanamanal job nothing can stop us! HA HA HA-"

*crash* the glass ceiling busted and suddenly Batman was in front of us.

"BATMAN!" Daddy snapped

"if your here then Robin must be-" I was cut off

"I'm right here princesses, did you miss me?" Robin came swinging from the ceiling and grabbed me. I held onto him as we swung higher, when it started going back down I said

"I missed you a tom." And have him a quick kiss and jumped down landing on my feet. He landed I few feet in front of new and looked at me.

"you don't haft to do this." He said

"I know, but I like it." I flipped over him,landed behind him and kicked him down."plus I'm good at being bad." I added before noticing my dad and mom were about to get attacked from above. Batman was about to jump on then and they couldn't see him so as he jumped I threw a throwing knife and caught him off gaurd. It went into his arm and he ended up falling right beside my dad, holding his arm in pain. Then I was tackled by Robin.

"now you stay here why I go help Batman!" Robin ordered before running to help.

"not on my watch Robin!"

I jumped up and flipped over him and blocked his path we started kicking and punching each other both blocking each others attack then out of nowhere Robin jumped at me causing me to fall on the ground and he pinned me down, and put his face in front of mine making me blush.

"ya'know this is hot." He said with a smirk

"not right now Robin!" I said blushing brighter by what he said

"what you're my girlfriend can't I flirt with you once in a while?"

"not why we are fighting!"I said pushing him off of me.

"ACE!" I hear my dad yell, I looked over and saw Batman running towards me.

"Epp" I jumped up and he ended up running under me then he quickly turned around and continued chasing me. i started running to my dad. he held his arms open for me to run into he looked worried. then Harley jumped behind me with her gun to block batman from me. i ran into daddy's arms.

"there there ace daddy's got you." he said patting my head

"whats the big idea chasing our daughter b-man!?" mom snapped

"just testing something." batman said with a smirk on his face,behind him stood a very concerned looking Robin.

"we have what we need lets go!" the Joker ordered. he blew open the door and we ran through it, i threw a explosive fire cracker behind us and made the entrance behind us collaps so batman and robin couldn't follow us.

"what happened with the action figure daddy?"

"it was destroyed." he said with a tone of anger

"oh....well did i do good?" I asked changing the subject

"you were wonderful!" he said proud "not only did Robin not get in our way but you hurt the Batman I'm so proud!"he said looking happy

"thanks."

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as soon as we got home I got out of the van and stretched my body

"man I'm beat." i said yawning then I heard something

*whimper*

"hmm?" why the joker and harley were unpacking i decided to go check out what the noise was, so i followed the noise till i found its source. in the alley beside the warehouse there was a small chihuahua laying on the ground alone.

"aww you poor girl!" I went over to he and picked her up. she was about 5 or 6 years old and had the pattern of a hyena, with white paw,a white chest ,and the tip of her tail was white too, her eyes were bright blue.

"your so cute! why are you alone out here?" i carried her back to my dad. he turned towards me.

"hu?" he looked at the dog and then looked at me. i had a big smile on my face and big puppy dog yes.

"ummm...... were did that dog come from?" he asked pretending like he didn't notice my begging face.

"I found her." I said smiling still

"and?" my mom said poking her head out from behind daddys back

"can I keep her ill take very very very-"

"okay, okay, i get it you can keep the dog." daddy said in a hurry to stop the begging

"YAY PUPPY!" i hugged the dog and she replied by wagging her tail and licking my cheek.

"now what am I gonna name you.... oh how about Tippy, Tippy Jay Quinn." i said smiling

"hmmm." the joker looked as if he has a idea. then he took tippy and did one of his big evil faces.

"Daddy what are you planning to do with my dog?" I asked worried

"Im bot gonna tell you."

"BUT-"

"lets all go inside." the joker said as he carried tippy.