Jade & Tori Vs. The Game Of Life (One Shots)

Warning: No Trespassing

Entry 1.

First. This is not a Diary.
Anyone besides me reading this should know it is not a diary, I wouldn't have a diary if I were Anne Frickin Frank.

Okay?

Second. If you're not me, this is my book.
Therefore, if you're reading my book and are not me, I suggest you stop reading this because if I find out you were reading my book, I'll stab your eyes out with my dull scissors, and I highly doubt that will be fun.. for you.

Third. This whole thing is stupid anyways and this book is a waste of time.
These pages stick together in some places.

I hate that.

-Jade
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Entry 5. (Pilot)

Beck really needs to calm down and stop talking about his trip to Canada. I don't care that he saw a moose.
He needs to buy more mousse and stop talking about Canada.
I hate Canada.

Andre's freaking out about the showcase, which is getting annoying.

He says Trina Vega will be singing, so I'm just not going to go, hopefully I won't be able to hear her dying whale noises from my house.
I hate Trina.

-Jade
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Entry 7. (Pilot)

No. Just no.
That other VEGA thinks she can just sing a song and get what she wants?
She can't act, she probably can't sing any better than her sister, and those cheekbones are probably fake.
Beck needs to get his attention on something other than her or I'll castrate him with a rusty pair of scissors.

What's so great about her anyways?
She's too tan and barely pretty.
Her only good quality is when she's drenched in coffee.

I hate Vega's.

-Jade
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Entry 8. (Pilot)

I'M ABOUT TO COMMIT MURDER.
Beck thinks he's so sly, kissing the new girl.
"It's just acting, Jade. She kissed me" BULLSHIT MR. HANDS ALL OVER VEGA LIKE NOBODY'S WATCHING.

I'm going to kill him if he looks at her one more time..

I fucking hate her.
I hate everything about her.
Her eyes, smile, hair, cheekbones, teeth, she disgusts me.
FUCK YOU VEGA!
I HATE HER!

-Jade
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Entry 11. (The Bird Scene)

Vega is a moron.
Any two-cent actress can pass The Bird Scene.
I passed my scene before I even did it.
At least she knows that she's a horrible actress.
I still hate her.

-Jade
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Entry 12. (The Bird Scene)

Her scene was shit.
Her locker is shit.
She is shit.
I hate her.

-Jade
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