Jade & Tori Vs. The Game Of Life (One Shots)

Dating Jade West

Dating Jade would include..

*Her only ever being nice to you and only to you. (She's usually kind of nice for you.)

*Having to apologize to Tori fairly often because Jade is not very nice to others, especially and particularly to Vega's.

*Random meaningful kisses, occasional butt patts, and tight, almost possesive embraces because everybody in that general visinity has to know that you are her girlfriend, even if they already do.

*On Thursdays you both get over-priced salads for lunch because Friday is date night and the two of you always order half of the menu before desert.

*Having to confiscate her scissors while you're out sometimes before she tries cutting the waiter or waitress for looking at you the wrong way during dinner.

*Having to frequently confiscate, threaten, or promise to take her scissors away for her misbehavior.

*Listening to her express most of her feelings as though all of it is suitable for small talk, which may or may not be the only way she knows how and is almost never ever the case..

Examples?
  "I used to sleep under the bed so that the monsters would be afraid of me, but maybe I was just the monster under my bed." - On the way to school in the morning from Skybucks once or twice, while the radio wasnt too loud.
  "What if I'm not even talented? I'll never make it.." - Continuing to roast herself for the next fifteen minutes or so sitting in the drive-thru at McDonalds.
  "Why do you love me? I don't deserve you, I'm not worth it, (ect).." - Your least favorite of all usually occurring once or twice a week at completely random intervals.

*Both of you being too stubborn to back down from an arguement if one occurs, so most of your "fights" end with abrupt and passionate kisses before the two of you give one another some form of proper apology.

*Her accidentally ignoring you in order to write one of her scripts every once in a while, which you always understand completely but never enjoy. (Not that you would ever tell her that.)

*Her making up for ignoring you by showering you with hugs, kisses, cuddles, hand holding and all of the other small affectionate things that let you know you're loved but don't always come to mind naturally for her.

*Being the only person in the world that knows she is actually the sweetest woman on the planet Earth. (Not that you're aloud to tell anyone that. "EVER.")

*Trying (to no avail) to teach her that calling someone's hamster an "idiotic slug with fur" on a regular basis is in fact, very rude and unwise depending on who's hamster you're talking to. (Lucky her, you love her just as much as you love your little furball because them is fightin' words.)

*Buying her a pet bunny so she would stop criticizing your hamster so much. You're pretty sure he was begining to get some sort of complex from it.

*Having little races between your hamster, Gerald, and her bunny, Thunder, usually both animals get board and start doing other things right in the middle of the race, that or Thunder just hops away.

*Being very competitive with one another, always pushing each other to do well or do better, to be limitless, but at the same time, encouraging each other as much as you possibly can.

*Holding her if she cries and when she cries, seeing as how she can't hold in everything forever, no matter how hard she hopes to and tries.

*Her always knowing exactly what to say or do, ect. to make you smile or laugh if you're feeling down or have had a rough day. She never really means to, she just knows you very well and wants your happiness above all else. (She hates it when you're upset but she always tries to understand and she wants to help.)

*Her knowing every word to almost every song that they play on the "unconventional classics" radio station you like to listen to in the car. She usually sings along and it always makes you feel like every single song somehow relates to your relationship even if it doesn't by any means.

*Sneaking around to get on her laptop and peak at her scripts every now and again. She has so many pages and pages of incredible ideas and she's such an amazing writer that a lot of the times you've managed to get on her computer she's caught you in the act. You get so lost in her words, the thoughts between her thoughts, that you don't even hear her come up behind you, despite how much her boots actually weigh. She can be surprisingly stealthy when she wants or needs to be.

*Loving her so much that you honestly don't know what it is that you would do with yourself if it wasn't just that.. Loving Jade West with all of your would-be dissappointing and sadly human-existence.

*Her loving you and caring for you more than she's ever cared for pretty much any other thing in the known universe. She would do absolutely anything, if not just about anything in creation for you.

*Prank wars that bring the meaning back to the word savages. Poor Tori fell victim to a fairly mean sort of prank by Jade and you tried to get revenge for her but it only managed to start a full out prank war between girlfriends.
Your friends all stay out of it, claiming you both "take it way too far" with each other which was probably the truth but neither of you really listen to what you're told and neither of you like being out done.