It was an average day in the Neutron household. Mom and dad were upstairs having breakfast and I had fallen asleep in the lab again. But something was different...what could it be? Then I noticed, my self-lubricating couch had gone missing. It was probably just sheen and his weird fetishes again...but he always asks before borrowing anything. *RING* *RING* it's Carl. "Hello?" "Hey, it's Carl, I just moved into my new house and me and my parents are going to go to Ikea for some furniture, do you want to go with?" "I guess so..." I said. " ok Jimmy! We will be there in 10 minutes!" "Ok, see ya then." I am kinda grumpy so I might as well go ahead and pull a quickie. So I got my laptop and jacked it to some furry. *hoink hoink* aw man Carl is here already :( I don't have enough time to clean up...oh well. We pulled into the Ikea parking lot and stopped in a handicap spot for some reason. "Okay kids you can look around while we look for some stuff for our bedroom" said Mr. Wheezer. We immediately went to the back of the store where they keep the new products. Nothing much here...but wait, what is that in the corner, could it be? yes it was, my self-lubricating couch. I looked immediately at Carl and saw that he had an awkward small boner. "Uh..Carl" I murmured. And I realized that I too had a rock hard Johnson. We looked around to see if anyone is looking. "The coast is clear!" And we simultaneously stuck our dicks in the couch. We moaned extremely loud and almost instantly came buckets. We pulled our dicks out and screamed. There were maggots crawling inside and all around or cocks. Carl squirmed and his cock started to ooze with even more maggots. "JIMMY THEY ARE LAYING EGGS INSIDE OF ME" yelled Carl. There was only one thing to do. I almost instantly started giving him a blow job to relieve his bugged out cock "JIMMY YOU ARE ONLY PUSHING THEM IN DEEPER!" Carl passed out on the floor and maggots covered every inch of his body. He was dead. I ran out of the store and jumped in the car. I had never driven a car, but how hard could it be? Right when I backed up, I hit some Mandingos, and they grabbed me up and shoved me into their trunks. I almost instantly blacked out. The Mandingo opened the trunk and a sea of light poured in. "We have something very special for you, little Jimmy" He then roughly picked it up and took me to the bathroom. "Put these on" yelled the Mandingo. It was a set of bikinis. I slipped them on and came out of the bathroom only to find a huge camera crew hovering around me. One of the guys then picked me up and then bent me over a table. He then pulled out his hard black cock and shoved up my tight asshole. "HEEJOYMINOY" I moaned. He busted a nut and threw me back into the bathroom, only to find Sheen in chain mail banging some Asian guy.
