Heaven Isn't Too Far Away After All.

Chapter 2 | Champ

Waverly's point of view-

After my shift at Shortys today I raced home. Today has been painstakingly embarrassing and I just want to hop in the shower and wash it all away. (By "it" I mean the beer that has been stuck on me all day).

While in the shower I hear the front door open. No no no. Not today. I will not be murdered in the shower today!
I jump out and wrap my towel around myself. Shit. The only things I have in here that I can use for a weapon is a lighter and a can of hair spray. I guess that will have to do.
I hear footsteps getting closer and closer to the door, than I pounce!
"I will turn you into smoked brisket I swear to-"

"Whoa whoa whoa!! Easy there firebender!!"

"Wynonna?!?!? What the hell??" I scream

"That's not the warm welcome I was expecting. You dropped your towel by the way. Man sis, you need to do some landscaping If you know what I mean." Wynonna jokes, covering her eyes like she just saw Sasquatch.

"What are you doing here?? And don't judge my landscaping problem! I haven't gotten laid in weeks." I say my face turning a bright red. I should strangle her.

"I came for Curtis's funeral. Which I attended from a distance." She throws her hands up in innocence.

"Well if you scare me like that again I'll be attending your funeral. Now if you wouldn't mind, I need to get ready. My boyfriend begged that we go see the new horror movie everyone is raving about. The pondering two or whatever the hell you call it."

"You mean The Conjuring Two?" Wynonna says grinning like the smart ass that she is.

"Yes that one. I'm dreading it. Champ has been non stop trying to get into my pants for weeks."

"I mean, boyfriends do that."

"Yeah but I don't know, I haven't had any desire for him for the past month." Wow. I've never actually said that before.

"Well good luck on that sis!" Wynonna says giving me two big thumps up.

I finish straightening my hair when I hear the door. Ugh I'm not looking forward to this.

"Waverly! Chump is here for you!" Wynonna hollers at the top of her lungs.

I race down the stairs and meet Wynonna at the door. "His name isn't Chump, it's Champ" I say. I got to admit I had to hold in a giggle.

"Hey baby ready to go?" Champ says all excited like.

"More than ever," I hope he can't tell how much I'm not ready to go.

Twenty minutes later after an excruciating, awkward car ride we pull up to the "movie theater." I say "movie theatre" because it's ran down, and half of the audience here most of the time are mice and old people.

Once we park the car I see someone who looks familiar get out of a car. Red hair, nice curvy body, wait what? It's officer Haught.
I accidentally make eye contact and she comes walking over.

"Hey Waves! Who's this? You're kidding right? You're dating Chump?" She says rolling her eyes.

"It's Champ!" He grumbles, crossing his arms. "Baby come on the movie is starting in five minutes." He drags me along. I give a quick smile towards Nicole and continue walking to the theatre.

So I really have no idea where this story is going. But oh whale.

P.s. Wow I didn't realize how short my first few chapters were.