Heaven Isn't Too Far Away After All.

Chapter 5 | Off with you

Waverly's point of view-

I wake up to the smell of bacon and coffee. I really gotta get used to Wynonna being back. I go into my bathroom to brush my teeth and I notice that Nicole's hoodie has a unicorn on it, with the word "pride" underneath it. She's a lesbian. I should've known.

"Baby girl breakfast is ready." Wynonna hollers from the kitchen.

I get down stairs to see a red headed girl sitting at the breakfast table. Oh god. Not now I look horrible. I turn around and quietly try to creep back up the stairs when the floor squeaks. Stupid old house.

"Oh hi waves!" Nicole says peering around the corner of the kitchen. No turning back now.

"Officer Haught, wasn't expecting company." I say pulling out a chair at the table.

"Sorry sis she came knocking at the door and told me she's how you got home last night and that you had a bad night so I let her in." Wynonna says making an "oops" face.

"I figured I'd check up on you, plus you still have my hoodie. I mean, unless you planned on keeping it. I don't wear that one that often"

"Yes! Wait. I mean are you sure?" Real smooth Waverly.

Nicole giggles, "Of course, you'll probably have more use of it than I would."

"So uhhhh how'd you guys meet?" Wynonna asks feeling left out.

"She got wet and I helped her take her shirt off."

I give her a light kick under the table. "Ow", Nicole mumbles.

"I had an accident at Shortys and she witnessed the whole thing." I say hoping Wynonna won't question us.

Perfect timing. Champ pulls up. "Perfect" I cry internally.

"Hey guys would you mind going in the other room so I can talk to Champ."

"Yeah right! Like I'd miss that!" Wynonna says rubbing her hands together.

"Sorry Waves but I kinda wanna see this too."

"Okay fine." I say to both girls. "But no butting in."

"No promises!" Both girls chime in sync.

I open the door to Champ who doesn't look to be in the best mood. "Well uhhhh good morning to you too." He says obviously judging my outfit. "Why don't you get dressed and come over to my place with me and I'll make yesterday up to you." A big grin appearing on his face. I already know what he is thinking and I'm not the slightest bit interested.

I cut him off before he starts talking again. 
"I'm breaking up with you." I quickly blurt out.

"You're funny babes, now get in the truck." He starts pulling me out the door.
Within half a second both Wynonna and Nicole are to their feet right by my side.

"No Champ why don't you get in the truck, and yah know drive away and don't come back" Wynonna demands, poking his chest and getting in his personal bubble.

"Yeah Chump and if I see you touch Waverly like that again I will "touch" you in ways that you aren't going to like." Nicole starts ushering Champ to his truck. When I say usher I mean forcing him to his truck.

He thankfully gets in the truck and speeds off the homestead property leaving a whole bunch of dirt in the air. Why am I so relieved? Maybe I've just never noticed how badly he treats me until Nicole popped up.

Nicole's radio then goes off saying "Officer Haught we need you down at the station."

"Duty calls" Nicole says as she starts walking towards her car to give me a quick smile over her shoulder.

"Well that was surely something!" Chimes in Wynonna. "Good for you baby girl! He seemed like a real loser."

"So sis, I take it you're staying around for good this time?" I ask trying to get the topic off of Champ. I don't care to talk about him.

"Yes actually, no one else can get rid of these revenants and put an end to this curse. To top it off, there's some type of demon killing group here called the Black Badge Division. My boss is a real winner." She says obviously meaning it sarcastically. "His name is Deputy Marshall Dolls."

I think my head is going to explode. Before Wynonna can start talking again, I cut her off "I need some dang Tylenol. I am getting overwhelmed very quickly!" I say tripping over my words.

"Okay well I've got to get down to the station. Take some time to reflect on everything and I'll see you later." Wynonna says picking up her Harley Davidson keys. I've never been one to care much for motorcycles but her all matte black 1500cc engine bike will catch anyone's eye.

Wynonna walks out and I can hear the bike start up. I go into the kitchen and scrummage through the cabinets and find a bottle of Tylenol pm, pop two in my mouth and head for the couch.

This chapter is the longest one so far and the one I've spent the most amount of time on.