((ON HOLD)) Gone Mad. A Rick sanchez x reader

Chapter 9 part 3- Moonmen

You had eventually lost the aliens that were pursuing you in their own ships by steering through extremely narrow gaps between houses and shops. Rick had taken the ship to a repair shop where one of his friends work, as it started to shudder frequently even when driving casually.

It was very dusty and not well-kept at all, with hammers and wrenches strewn around the floor. A single window was the only source of natural light in the musty workshop, which left a glare on the T.V stuck on a thick pole in the middle of the immense hall. The overpowering smell of oil and gas left you feeling sick to your stomach.

Morty was staring blankly at the T.V while the self-proclaimed 'Fart' floated next to him. 

You were sat in a corner, huddled up against the wall. You were so tired... so very tired... You tried your best to stay awake but to no avail as your head tipped forward and your vision blackened.

~Small timeskip~

You were woken up by the sounds of Rick shouting and Morty violently shaking you awake.

"M-Morty? Ow, Morty, stop it! I'm awake already!" You shoved Morty away gently and fluttered your eyes to get rid of the blurriness. You watched curiously as Rick pulled at the gear-person's, uh, gears and shove them into his 'mouth' area. He then ran to you and wrapped his arms around your waist and hoisted you onto his shoulder like a misbehaving child. He practically threw you into the ship next to the floating gas in the back. Morty clambered into the passenger side and Rick jumped into the driver's seat. 

"A-are you okay, (Y-Y/N)?" Morty squeaked at you.

"Uhm, yeah Morty I'm good... What's going on?" You rubbed your eyes and stretched into a large yawn.

"Turns out that room had CCTV. We're wanted for breaking in and taking a hostage from the galactic government and now they're showing the footage on T.V. Basically, we've each got bounties on our heads now, thanks to Morty releasing the Fart." Rick rolled his eyes and tilted his head a little to the left as he kicked the ship into gear and steered straight through the window. 

Morty sighed and scratched at the back of his neck. "I'm not the one that tipped them off though! That was your 'friend'."

"Oh, is that why you stuffed his nuts into his mouth hole?" You giggled, holding your hand over your mouth.

"Yeah, well, that's *eugh* what you get when you betray me. Take notes, (Y/N)." His face became slightly stern, making it all the more funny to you. 

"I'm not a man though, Rick~" You reached over and ruffled his hair as he glared and growled at you.

"Great." He mumbled. You looked through the front of the ship to see a hoard of galactic government ships waiting in your only route of escape.

"Crack the window open." 'Fart' commanded. He slid through the gap and floated towards one of the ships. One by one the enemies fell, some accidentally crashing and others purposefully ending their existence. 

"Uh, Rick?" You tapped a dazed Rick on the shoulder. He flinched slightly and turned to face you. 

"What is it, (Y/N)?"

You peeked back at the catastrophic damage caused by a gaseous entity. Bodies and blood were strewn around and the ships had all been wrecked beyond repair.

"Isn't that Fart thing dangerous?" You kept your eyes on the entity that slowly drifted towards you.

Rick shrugged and turned back around, seemingly unfazed by the gore that was displayed before him. "Yeah, but we're dangerous too. He paused for a second, his face growing darker. The expression went as quick as it came and a broad grin replaced it. "Alright, lets go so my Grandson can save a life!"

You nodded and sat back in your seat as Rick stomped on the acceleration once the fart was in the ship. 

~Timeskip~ 

It took about an hour to find the planet that the Fart had directed Rick towards. It was a luscious green planet with a beautiful jungle which encased the wormhole 'Fart' was to use in order to get home.

Morty had taken Fart into the jungle to find the wormhole, while you and Rick sat in silence in the ship.

"(Y-Y/N), Come here." Rick patted the passenger seat beside him and pulled out his flask. You clambered into the front with the grace of an elephant and almost fell face-first into the windshield.

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Here's the next part, guys. Sorry I haven't been uploading very often lately, I've got a few family issues to get over before I can properly focus on this again. 

~Next chapter is gonna have 'stuff' in it. Y'know, NSFW~♥

Oh also I've been playing a lot of Overwatch lately, so that explains the picture XD

Thanks for reading darlings :*