Q: There are 500 brick on a plane, one falls off, how many are left
A: 499
Q: What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge?
A: Open fridge, put elephant in, close fridge
Q: What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge?
A: Open fridge, take out elephant, put giraffe in fridge, close door
Q: The lion king is having a birthday, all the animals were invited, who didn't show up
A: The giraffe, it's still in the fridge
Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator invested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She made it to the other side completely safe. Why?
A: All of the animals are at the party
Q: Sally dies anyway. Why?
A: She got hit in the head by a flying brick
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