Dan Lester and Phil Howell ✔️(Completed)

Oh yay, more public fan meetings..

Dedicated to sarahstedtler who is featured in this chapter 8D

(Phil's p.o.v)

I stared at Dan, confused. "Did you just call me Dan?" I squeaked, he nodded fearfully. "I think I did." He squeaked back. "Shall we ignore that and pretend we still have sanity?" I squeaked again. "Yes. Yes we shall." He nodded, following me out of the shop and into another shop.

"I SHALL FIND TOKAIDO!" I yelled, Naruto-running across the street right into the entrance of a shop called "Orc's Nest"

(yes i have been to orcs nest, i went there while visiting London.)

It was full of board games and video games and mini figures an- I'm rambling. But it really was cool. But of course a certain clumsy little shit called Dan in my body managed to trip into a poor girl.

"D- Phil!" I yelled at him, shaking my head and helping the girl he could have killed with my clumsiness. "I'm alright." She mumbled, standing up. I scolded Dan for his carelessness. Then again, if I was is my own body, being the clumsiest fucking person on earth, I probably would've done the same.

"I'm so sorry, my friend Phil here is a bit clumsy." My eyes drifted to Dan who merely shrugged and scratched the back of his neck in embarrassment. "Sorry." He frowned. "It's fine." She replied, a smile on her face. "I'm Sarah by the way." She held out her hand, which we both shook awkwardly. Being the introverts that we are, we kind of just stood there in silence for a good minute or two, before giving Sarah an apologetic hug and walking away.

"I FOUND IT!" Dan screamed, pointing to the board game we saw at PJ's house. "YES!" I whisper-yelled, picking it up. We paid for it and managed to get home with a (reasonably) large amount of decorations and wrapping paper. "LET'S FUCK CHRISTMAS RIGHT UP ITS ASS!" I screamed as Dan and I raced to our flat, forgetting we had parked our car.

Damn it Phil, stop forgetting things.

(Yea yea I made it Christmas in the middle of summer. I can do that, it's a story! Plus I felt like updating so shut up, you can't judge me!

Well you can

But that's not the point.

8D Julia)