(~Edited~
Dan's p.o.v.)I sat in the sofa crease in my browsing position, scrolling through YouTube. In my recommended I saw a video by someone called Caroline Dare. "HEY PHIL!" I screeched. It was weird saying that in Phil's voice. "WHAT?" my own voice yelled back. "COME WATCH THIS." I yelled again. Phil walked into the room and sat beside me, leaning his tired head on my shoulder. It felt nice, even if it was technically 'Dan Howell' leaning on 'Phil Lester', it's still Phil to me.
I smiled softly and played the video.
"You don't know me but I know you and there's something you need to know.
You mean so much to me, it's hard to believe, my life would change from a click of a video.
Watching all your fringe checks,
Existential crisis,
Kanye West and Cringe attacks.
Yea Phil is my smol bean,
Dan is my tall bean.
I am Dan and Phil meme trash.
#1!
Let's draw cat whiskers with sharpie, I'll hear you on BBC, we'll go play some scary video games.
Let's get to baking, here's a whisk. Who would've thought it'd come to this? Llamas, Lions, black, and blue.
Thank you, Dan and Phil.
Hello Internet, let's take things out of context. Hi guys I've got a story to tell. We'll always procrastinate, crafting, square flakes.
We'll awkwardly take care of Dil.
Let's draw cat whiskers with sharpie, I'll hear you on BBC, we'll go play some scary video games.
Let's get to baking, here's a whisk. Who would've thought it'd come to this? Llamas, Lions, black, and blue.
Thank you, Dan and Phil.
Who would've ever thought that a girl could love two YouTubers so much.
You helped her out of her sadness, you told her she was good enough.
I didn't cry instead I crafted.
I'll always be laughing, when I see you through the screen.
And I just wanna tell you.
That I aprecciate you.
You've done so much for me.
Let's draw cat whiskers with sharpie, I'll hear you on BBC, we'll go play some scary video games.
Let's get to baking, here's a whisk. Who would've thought it'd come to this. Llamas, Lions, black, and blue.
Thank you,
Here's to you,
Thank you, Dan and Phil.
Oh oh oh.
Ooooooh. Aaaah.
Dan and Phil."
We both sat there, our mouths hanging open.
"I didn't know we meant that much to people.." Phil mumbled, picking his head up off my shoulder. I then scrolled down and started typing in the comments section. "Amazing!" I wrote, posting it. We both frowned slightly when my comment read 'AmazingPhil'. I'm not Phil, but for some reason I'm using his laptop. I just instinctively grabbed it."Well why were you using my laptop, you dumbass?" Phil interjected, we both covered our mouths. Phil never swears, and even if he does, he censors it. "T-that sounded so much.. like... You, Dan." He started to hyperventilate. "H-how are we supposed to live like this Dan!?" He cried, standing up. "WHAT'S THE POINT IF WE'RE STUCK IN THE WRONG BODIES!?" He shrieked louder.
My eyes widened. If he's me, he's having an e-
"Oh what's the point.." Phil groaned, flopping onto the floor.
Existential crisis..
"Come on Phil.." I frowned, which by the way, Phil Lester does not look good with a sad face. "Get up." I tried to pull him up, but he stayed on the floor. "Why do we exist?" He said, I groaned. "Aaaand here we go." I sat down. We were going to be here for a while.
(Like the sorta longer chapter? I'm actually putting effort into this story, so be prepared. Thanks for tuning in this far, if you're even still here.
I'll update more for those people :D)
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