Naruto truth or dare!

Why!?

Akira: *walks into room grumpy*
Naruto: uhh...what's up with the fox ears and fox tail?
Akira: oh ya...I forgot about that...umm...so I lost a bet...hopefully this isn't permeant.
Sai: so why are you grumpy?
Akira: I didn't say I was grumpy!
Boruto: You sure look grumpy.
Akira: your as annoying as your father!
Naruto and Boruto: HEY!
Akira: *sweat drops* its true...
Sasuke: hn!
Akira: And what are you looking at mister Hn!?
Sasuke: nothing.
Akira: -_-
Himawari: can we just get in with the dares please?
Hinata: y-yes I a-agree.
Kiba: why do you always stutter Hinata? Not even your daughter stutters and she's a lot like you!
Akira: Lets juts get over these dares already!
Kakashi: *in the corner reading his Pervy book*
Akira: ok! First dare is...O.O
Everyone: WHAT IS IT?!
Akira: *hair flips with evil grin and a stuffed anime appears*
Everyone: ???
Akira: *hands stuffed animal to Himawari* its for you!
Himawari: *hugs tightly* it's so cute!!!!! Thank you!
Akira: *mumbles* oh don't thank me yet....*turns to Boruto* Hey Boruto did you know Naruto forgot your mothers birthday once?
Boruto: WHAT!!!!*gets supper mad*
Naruto: No I didn't!
Akira: *turns to Himawari* Himawari why don't you show your super cute stuffed animal to your brother!
Himawari: ok! *runs over to Boruto* Boruto! Look how cute she is!
Boruto: Its not cute! *still very mad takes stuffed animal and throws it on the ground*
Himawari: Hey! No need to be so mean!
Boruto: I can be mean whenever I want!
Himawari: Oh I can show you who can be mean bitch!
Everyone but Himawari: O.O
Akira: *slowly pushes Himawari to the other side of the room*
Naruto: *does the same with Boruto*
Everyone: O.O (still)
Akira: *laughs nervously* so uhh...anyways... next dare! *laughs nervously again*
Hinata: u-uhh u-umm...
Akira: *reads dare* NU! T-T
Kiba: what is it?
Neji: ...
Akira: *sighs* Sakura gets to punch me :(
Sakura: HA! This is for making Sasuke kiss TenTen and making me kiss Sai!
Akira: It can't be that bad...can it?
Naruto and Sai: You don't even know!
Sakura: *punches Akira so hard to smashes to the wall*
Akira: o-ok I've seen you d-do th-this many t-times to N-Naruto but I d-didn't think it-it'd hurt this much...
Naruto: See! Painful!
Akira: *nods head in agreement as slowly gets up* o-ok! Next dare! *reads dare and thinks* NO! NEJI MY SENPAI!!!!! (Ok I have a lot of senpai' but Neji is one of my main ones!) *ears go down in sadness mutters* dumb ears. *turns to Hinata and Neji* Neji you get to hug Hinata for five minutes!
Hinata: w-what?
Neji: no way!
Akira: *sighs* sadly a dare is a dare.
Neji: *has an uncomfortable expression*
Hinata: *blushing from embarrassment*
Akira: *sadly pushes Nani to Hinata and puts arms around each other* There! You just have to say like that for five minutes!
Hinata: *still blushing*
Boruto: *turns to Naruto* aren't you going to do anything? She's you wife!
Naruto: wh-what?!
Akira: calm down Boruto! It's just a hug! I mean I can hug you! That doesn't mean I'm in love with you!
Boruto: ...why are your ears down?
Akira: *blushes* no reason!
Himawari: *comes out of nowhere* are you sure?
Akira: gah! Of course I'm sure!
Jiraya: are you sure your sure?
Akira: shut up Pervy Sage!
Jiraya: aww come on not you to kid!
Akira: *giggles evilly*
Ino: back on track! Why are you blushing!? And why is your ears down!?
Akira: Th Effie minutes passed! You can let go of each other now!
Neji: *quickly lets go and walks to a corner awkwardly*
Hinata: *still blushing*
Akira: Ok now...Hinata stop being so shy around Naruto! After all you have children together! *pushes Hinata to Naruto*
Hinata: b-but *blushes*
Naruto: *blushes*
Akira: *sighs* aw come on! Your children are literally in front of you!
Himawari and Boruto: *tilts head to the side*
Akira: next! *turns to Ino with an innocent smile*
Ino: no.
Akira: you don't even know what I was going to do!
Ino: all I know is it's going to be bad!
Akira: no it won't!
Ino: *narrows eyes* yes it will.
Akira: *sighs grabs Sai and pushes towards Ino* that's not bad!
Sai: umm...
Akira: so that's all for now! These dare were by awesomenessknv -
Everyone: again?!
Akira: LET ME FINISH!
Everyone: *goes silent*
Akira: thank you! So don't forget to leave a truth or dare or even a question if you'd like! Bye! Also....awesomenessknv I will get you back for making Sakura punch me! *whispers now* and making Neji hug Hinata for five minutes!