Naruto truth or dare!

Sadara

Akira: GUYS!!!!!
Everyone: what?
Akira: THE TAIL AND EARS ARE PERMEATE!!!!!!!
Naruto: so? You look cute with them.
Akira: really?!
Hinata: I agree.
Akira: aww! You guys are so sweet! Though you might not be as sweet once I tell you the dare....
Sakura: what is it? Tell us!
Kakashi: it be honest I'm curious as well.
Akira: Hehe! Ok first dare! It's to Naruto!
Naruto: I'm ready! Believe it!
Akira: well umm....heads up....it's very gruesome.
Sasuke: how gruesome?
Akira: welcome back Ducky!
Sasuke: hn.
Boruto: is he always like that?
Shikadai: *sighs* looks like it.
Himarawi: He needs love in life. Hey mister get yourself a girlfriend. That'll help!
Sasuke: wh-*blushes*
Akira: Himawari!!!! You did the impossible! He's blushing!!!!
Himawari: *giggles*
Everyone but Sasuke and Himawari: Awwwww!!!!!!
Akira: back on track! Naruto I'm sorry to say this but...you must go four hours without ramen.
Naruto: b-but.... :(
Akira: *pats back* I'm sorry. *turns to Shikamaru and Shikadai* use your magical brains to time it!
Shikadai: magical? I was right reds are the dullest of them all.
Akira: *hair floats up* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Shikadai: O.O n-nothing! *thinks* man I really got to stop talking!
Shikamaru: I've already started timing.
Naruto: I WANT RAMEN! 😞
Akira: I do to....oh! I know what will get your mind of it! The next dare! *smirks*
Hinata: whose it for?
Akira: Naruto and you.
Hinata: *blushes* wh-what's the dare?
Akira: *goes to Naruto and whispers something in his ear*
Naruto: WHAT?! I'M NOT DOING THAT!
Akira: aww come on! Do it for me!
Naruto: I-I don't know....
Akira: You like her don't you?
Naruto: ya! I do but-
Akira: if you do then do it! There's nothing to worry about! *pushes Naruto towards Hinata*
Naruto: u-uhh-umm...*blushes*
Hinata: *blushes*
Akira: You can do it Naruto! Dattoyboy!!!!
Naruto: *pulls Hinata into a kiss*
Akira: *starts jumping up and down fangirling* AWWWWW!!!!!
Girls but Hinata: AWWWW!!!!!
Naruto: *lets go blushing*
Hinata: *blushing a lot*
Himawari: I don't get it...what's wrong with daddy and mommy kissing?
Boruto: EWWWW!!!!!!! *starts gagging*
Akira: *sigh* Boruto you know nothing about love. And now I hope you two won't be embarrassed when near each other. After all you have two kids together!
Himawari: why do you need two people to make a kid? Why not just one?
Everyone but kids starts acting like Hinata when she's shy: Uh-uhh....ummmm *blushes*
Akira: *laughs nervously* mommy and daddy will teach you!
Hinata and Naruto: WHAT!?
Akira: "laughs evilly* sorry! But you are the parents!
Hinata and Naruto: *blushes*
Akira: Hey Ducky!!!!
Sasuke: what?
Akira: would you like to met your child?
Everyone: WHAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!???????
Akira: that's right! Ducky has a child! *hair flips and Sarada appears*
Sarada: how the heck did I end up here?! *looks around*
Akira: Sarada this is your father Ducky Ducky this is your daughter Sarada! (Oh my ramen noodles! O.O what have I done? When I wrote Ducky I put F instead of D)
Sasuke: O.O
Ino: Whose the mother???!!!!
Sakura: *inner Sakura* please be me please be me please be me!
Akira: Why not ask Sasuke?
Sasuke: how should I know?!
Sadara: *sighs* Is this man really my father?
Akira: yes! And Sakura is your mother!
Sakura: *inner Sakura* CHA!!!!!!! *Sakura* WHAAAAAAT!!!!!?????
Akira: *shrugs* I don't see how it's a big deal. Ducky though is a bad dad and leaves this comes back to met his daughter!
Sasuke: wh-
Akira: Ok! You guys I must tell you something very very important.
Gai: is it about the power of youth?!
Akira: ye- wait what? No! This will mostly be a shock to Kakashi!
Kakashi: what is it?
Akira: first *hair flips and child Obito appears* Look how cute he is!!!!!
Kakashi: O.O
Everyone: *sweat drops*
Akira: ok so....TOBI IS REALLY OBITO!!!!!!
Everyone: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????
Akira: GOT TO GO BYE!

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