Hey you stupid cat!
Get off my chair!
You know you're not
Supposed to be sitting
There!
Find somewhere else to
Take your cat nap
Don't even think of
Sitting on my
Lap!
Hey you lousy cat!
Why are you even
Here!?
Go find someone
Else to rub your hairs!
Hey you stupid cat!
I guess you aren't so
Bad.
Your purr is so soft
And your fur is so ragged! 1.
I guess you aren't so
Stupid.
Love you so much.
Unfortunately,
You're something I have
To deal with!
