HIATUS: The other Payne: a Liam payne story.

The Dark Side of the Lotion Bottles!

~CH.5~

A/N: BTW! I really have used lotion bottles as weapons on multiple occasions for some of my "Older brother" Chris and Josh! LOVE YOU BOYZ!!!! :D Ok, back to the story....

~LANI POV~

*I hear screams around me, but I cant find the owners through the haze of camera flashes. Liam is in front of me and Loui and Zayne take the rear, leaving me with Harry and Nial to the right. (A/N!: Yes, Madi, Izzey, I did this for you. ;P)*

"HERE!", a voice shouts off to my right. A hand and a pair of sunglasses, pink zebra to be exact, appear before me. I go to put them on when suddenly, i notice something else in my hands along with my book....

I put the sunglasses on and am finally able too look, and see, my hands. "Oh!" I say aloud. I realise I have the Americans jaket in my hands! Before I can think about what to do a voice to me left shouts "PUT IT ON DONT STARE AT IT!" I do as the voice, turning i find it to be Nial's, says and am cloaked from some of the noise, but not all of it.

"LIAM! LIAM! WHO'S THE NEW ADDITION?!?!?"

Another: "NIAL, NIAL! IS THAT YOUR JACKET?! IS THIS YOUR NEW GIRL???"

"HARRY! WHY WONT YOU LET US SEE YOUR NEW HONEY'S EYES? "

"COME ON GUYS! ONE LITTLE PIC!"

"So, who's girl are you?" A voice, a little too close to my ear for comfort, asks. Just as I was about to decide wether to scream or kick, seeing as the guy had a grip on my shoulder now, I suddenly hear a moan and he's gone. I turn my head and find my brother has taken what I assume was Harry's place beside me.

"You okay?" He asks.*I notice the bodyguards surrounding us.*

"Yah, toast." I reply with a weak grin.

*He laughs at my American accent and joke, seeing as I spent alot of my years with our grandmother in Alabama, thus giving me a slight twang if i didnt pay attention and control it.*

This does not cease to excite the papsz.

"SO SHE'S AMERICAN?!?!" About fifty million voices seem to shout, before I enter the safety of the limo.

~BREAK!!!~

"Well, that was a rush!" Nial calls excitedly down the limo. I roll my eyes at his hyperactiveness, then turn to Harry and ask, in a perfect imitation of the papsz voices,"HARRY! What color are your new honeys eyes? When will you confess that you have been keeping your love life with Liam's little sister a secret?!"

*This eanrs my a shove with a foot, and a seat on the floor of the car. If I hadnt spent 13 hours on a plane with these boyz, I might have thought this gesture rather rood, and practically a cry for retaliation. But, since I had, I knew this was his way of saying I had achieved my goal of one annoyance for the day, and could now call him Hazza.*

"Well, said Zayne, What i'd like to know is: "Ms. Lani! Luv, Who was the little Americano you were sitting with on the plane!?"

*There is a satisfying smack as a travel lotion bottle hits him just above his ear.*

"WHERE DOES SHE GET THEM?!" Nial cries, before dodgeing another that flies his way.

"My grandmother keeps all her beauty products in full stock, thus giving her and ENDLESS supply with which to torture us!!!" Liam calls.

*I cant help but laugh at the look of horror that crosses all but Loui's face,*

"How are you not frightened, Loui?!" They ask in unison.

"Because, he replies wickedly, I have been turned to the dark side and let into theis supply of throwing weapons!" He laughs at the glare he recives from half of his band members. "What? He asks. She had milk and coockies!" He quotes the favorite movie of me and Liams childhood, makeing us laugh.

A/N~ ok, so this is all im posting for now because my computer earased about half the ending I just wrote! Sometimes I really hate technology! -.- Anyways, Long story short I will Be really close to Loui and Zayne once I get the chance to finish rewriting the end! But I thought I would post this for now for everyone! Enjoy! YOLO dont gotta mean SOLO! (Y) <- Thats a peace sign btw!

Part 2:

As we pull up to the hotel i realise how tired and hungry I am.

"Limen?" I ask, "Can we eat when we get to our rooms?" *This gets me many odd looks before Liam reasuringly tells me I dont have to ask unless its a major sweet.*

"Okay." I say as I let out a little yawn. I feel myself being picked up when i hear this conversation unfold:

"NIAL! put down my little sister! if anyone is going to carry her it should be me."

"Calm down Liam! im jus carrying her to the rooms! Its not like i'm in love with her!"

"Still, she is my sister and im not sure.."

"Oh foget you two!"

*At this I am quickly lifted up by Zayne and carried into the hotel. As we get to the door of the hotel room I hop out of his arms and race to the largest room in the suit.*

"Thanks for the lift Zayne!!!" I call as I shut my door.

"woah! she tricked us!" Nial yells.

*I hear Louis's laughter and giggle at the thought of their open-mouthed astonishment.*

~*BREAKITY BREAK BREAK!*~

*Loui knocks on my door useing the code we invented on the plane. I lower the music volume letting him know its safe to enter.*

"Hey love!" He whispers softly as he, and Zayne, enter my room.

"So, i say to Zayne, You desided to join the winning team?" He laughs and nods.

"Yah, he replies, I couldnt stand loosing! Really though,I just wanted to come say hey."

"Well, hey!" I whisper

"So, who WAS the american you sat with Lil love?" Loui prompts. As I ponder the question a bit, seeing as I didnt get his name, I reach into the jacket pocket and feel a peice of paper*

"Whats thi.." I trail off as I start to read the note.

~Seniorita

I don't know your name, but I enjoyed our short conversation. You are funny and cute and i'd like to know more about you! If you get this note then I at least succeeded in sparking your interests (I hope). :) so, here is my number and the hotel i'll be at if you can look me up.

~Austin Mahone

"Oh my!" The boys say simaltaniously. All I can do is nod and look at the number. "Look!, Zayne cries, This hotel is near your mums home!" I nearly faint at this comment.

"This calls for some major planning!" Loui gets up and goes to my suitcase and picks out a pair of my daisy dukes, some coe=w girl boots with fringe, and my "Sweet Home Alabama" tank with a fringed leather vest.

"Loui! Zayne!" I cry, " How would I get past Liam? Heck, how would I get past the fans?!"

"Simple, Zayne replies, We will help you." I smile appreciatively and take out my laptop. "Okay, Time to video chat Madi!!

A/N: Ok, what do you think? I promised Madi she would appear! What should be my excuse to ditch the guys? Comment and Ill pick an idea! YOLO dont gotta mean SOLO! (Y)