HIATUS: The other Payne: a Liam payne story.

Slip Between the Liams?

Ch.  7

"Weeeeell..." I Mumble before taking a bite of my mouth watering cookie.

"Weeeell What?" My mother asks suspiciously. I turn to the guys for help when Liam sighs and set down his sweet tea.

"Well, Mum, You see Lelani here, She was slightly attacked by the papz at the airport. SHE IS OKAY!!!" He shouts at the end then ducks. The rest of the boys look at him questioningly, and Emily fills in.

"Did you think this girl's mad lotion-throwing skills were a gift from Santa Clause or somethin?" She asks sarcastically, smirking all the while as realization dawns on them. "Yes," Momma Says with a mischievous grin, "I have been known to throw a few weapons in my day." "Momma," I complain, "Stop makin yourself sound so old!" 

*Sophia chose this moment to laugh in her playful, deep laugh causing everyone to giggle as well* "She's adorable!" Loui cries. they rest of the boys turn and coo at her while we all watch in amusement. 

"Can I hold her Momma?" I ask reaching toward my baby sister demandingly. As she lands in my lap, Sophie curls into me and i let her play with my necklace, while my mother turns again to Liam awaiting for the rest of our travel story.

Just as he gets back into the story, nearing the part about the shouted accusations, Ariel turns on the t.v. and the news comes on to show The front of the exact airport we left moments before.

"Breaking news, Its attack of the Britts! International teen-pop boy band sensation One Direction landed just hours ago, with a mystery girl in tow??? reporters on scene say the boys quickly surrounded her when a reporter gets too close, berating this girl with questions. She is seen here placing sunglasses over her eyes, artfully avoiding any facial shots. Is this a new 1D Girlfriend? Which band member is now unavailable? The band's manager Simon Cowl is currently refusing to answer any of these questions."

We all sit stunned before my mom turns eyes wide and asks, "Your manager is SIMON COWEL?!?!?" 

*Liam and I shake with laughter at our mother's reaction, knowing we should have expected this to be her reaction to the news.* 

"yes mum," Liam sighs. "Honestly you are as bad as the fans sometimes!" 

*Mom pouts crossing her arms and glares at Liam.*

"Liam!" Loui shouts. "Your mum made us yummy coockies and is letting us stay here with all this choas and you insult her?!" My mom and I laugh uncontrolably for a while before I answer Loui.

"This is their thing, since Liam and I act a bit above our age levels we treat mkm as the kid sometimes as an inside family joke." I explain. Loui still looks unhappy at our Mom's treatment but decides to take it out on the cookie instead. safe choice.

"So," My mother starts, drawing all attention in the room to her. "What are you boys' intentions with my daughter?" She asks, completely straight faced. 

"MOMMA!!" I squeal (yes squeal I am a bit girly) as the boys either roll over laughing (Zain and dear old Louis, both of who may end up with lotion in their hair before morning) or stare in shock, with a twinge of fear (Harry and Nial, my acclaimed boyfriends ;) 

Liam laughs slightly then turns to the boys saying, "Their intentions better be of the most pure brotherly persuasion!" Ah yes, protective older brother kicks in. Nice to see you! (note my amazing sarcasim skills)

*After near death of Embarasment mom has me and Limen/Lemon-head show everyone where they will be staying and the genreal necessities of the house.*

*Me and the girls in my room with Louis and Zaine*

"so, how are we getting you past Lemon-head?" Loui asks as he dips his popcorn in the chocolate.

"Oh thats easy!" Ariel exclaims. "I have a mastermind plan behind that!"

"Okay," Zaine says. "So we have squares 1&2 out of the way. What about 3 and 4?" 

"3 and 4 would be..? " Madi asks

"Getting Leilani there and Getting her back." Loui and Zaine supply. I nod at this thought, becuase I had yet to call make arrangements with Austin. 

"well," I think aloud. "I could give Austin a call to see if he would have a clue.. but that would ruin the surprise of it all." 

"You havent even called him yet?!?!?" Ariel and Emily cry in astonishment. 

"we have been busy!" Loui defends for me.

I reach for the phone and dial out the number on the paper. I turn it on speaker phone as it rings.

"Hello?" His voice asks.

"Austin? Um hi, it's the girl from the plane?" 

*Cliffy!!!! muahaha I am so sorry I havent been writing my lovely people! Alot has been going on and I have been trying to reorganze myself. I recentally had to move so School has been hectic :P. anyways enough excuses I will post more frequently now I promise! also my dear "Brother" will be  adding his two-sence soon! :) Whta will Austin say? Will he remember me? o.0cwho knows? oh wait, thats right, I DO!!! :D as always YOLO dont gotta mean livin SOLO! (Y)