The Book of Zodiac Signs

The Signs as parents

* Mature language *
Aries: He rejected you? I'll teach that little son of a mother fucker a lesson * takes out belt *

Taurus: Idgaf if you already gave me a million reason list of why you think you should go t the party. You're not going because I said so.

Gemini: So tell me how's everything is going with Jacob? ;) Are you still fighting with your friend Jackie? Yeah and how about Rachael?

Cancer: Did you take your jacket? Are you sure you don't want to take some snacks? Remember to put your seatbelt and don't drive drunk!!

Leo: Tell me how I look with this outfit on

Virgo: How are your grades? You're struggling math? Let me help you.

Libra: Remember to be nice to everybody and don't forget your manners.

Scorpio: Listen you little piece of shit, I'll give you till the count of three

Sagittarius: I think you look like a fuckin homeless person, change clothes

Capricorn: Listen I know I can be hard on you with grades and everything but I still love you :-)

Aquarius: Lmao do whatever you want, I love you.

Pisces: * hugs you and kisses you and smothers you all the time *

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Next Chapter: " I'm tired of being... "

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I promise that when I have kids I won't be like this XD
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~ Winter