The Book of Zodiac Signs

Shit the Signs do

* Mature Language *

Aries: Post embarrassing pictures of you without your consent

Taurus: Wanders to your dorm asking for dinner

Gemini: Get you to do something illegal

Cancer: Invite you over to talk shit about everyone in that one class

Leo: Have money without actually having a job

Virgo: Trick you into going to the gym

Libra: Questions their major, and yours

Scorpio: Brings you lots of alcohol

Sagittarius: Take you out to de-stress

Capricorn: Tell you you're being fucking lazy

Aquarius: Help you discuss difficult material you're working on

Pisces: Encourage you to continue on when you're homesick

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Next Chapter: The Sings as DC and Marvel characters

Sooo? What do you think? I'm sure some of you will look forward for the next Chapter!
Also, ( I know people might already know this but it's always good to be reminded )
Please don't drink alcohol if you're underage.
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~ Winter