Spot Lights On! (Singers AU)

The ladyblog?

"Hello internet!" I cheer in my intro voice "So, today I was browsing the internet, as I so often do, when I found something a little strange..."

"I found a blog dedicated to me..." I pause and look directly into the camera.

"Now you're probably thinking..."

I make my voice higher to mimic someone else talking. "Why is that weird? There are hundreds on tumblr blogs devoted to you. In fact I run one that is dedicated to pictures of your collarbone!"

I go back to my normal voice "And to thay I would say...what the hell is wrong with you?" I giggle.

"But I would also say, this is not your average tumblr blogs. This is like a tabloid devoted to me. Everytime I tweet this person covers it on their blog." I smile.

"And I have not looked through most of this blog so...I decided to take you guys with me."

I begin by clicking on the first tab "chat"

"Okay, so this is just a chat board. Pretty self explanatory." I see that people are chatting, so I decide to chat too. "I guess I'll make an account..."

I make the account and start by saying 'hi everyone! I'm a huge fan of ladybug.' I laugh and look at the camera "I feel like a liar."

Some people respond with greetings then go back to talking about what they were talking about, ladynoir.

I start to read comments aloud.

"Idk, they have a similar vibe. I feel like they would be really great together." One commenter says.

"No, I think they're too different. Ladybug is pretty quirky. She's nice, but says whats on her mind...chat is too nice. He bearly talks and when he does it's never real."

"That's because ladybug is a YouTuber and can say basically whatever she wants. Chat is signed to a record label and has to fit to their image."

I look at the camera, "This talk is deep," I laugh "but I think I know how to lighten the mood..."

I talk slowly as I type "I ship...chat...and....jagged stone" I giggle as I hit send and the chat goes wild.

"What the fuck!?"

"You've got to be joking right?"

"Do you even remember what jagged stone did to that one kid?"

I giggle as the comments come in "you know...i ship it" I laugh louder as I click on the next tab. News.

This is just filled with news about me. Anything from I posted a video to I liked a post of a cat on Instagram. "...wow" I mutter as I scroll through the news, "this goes...really far back"

Bored with the news, I click on the next tab. Music. "So this is just my covers?" I scroll down, then see something that's not a video.

"Ladybug should sing Mulan songs...mulan reminds me of ladybug for some reason."

"Oh there are...sugestions? I guess I could use these next time I'm out of ideas...which is often" I laugh.

I go to click on the last tab. My favorite video. "What is this?"

The web page loads to show an auto play video.

"Hello internet!" An older version of me says. I know exactly what video it is. My worst video.

I quickly click out of the tab and put my head on my desk. "I hate you all" I groan, cringing at the very thought of my old self.

I look back at the camera "Why do you do this to me?" I sit there for a few seconds before turning off the camera. My fans don't deserve an intro.

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Typing on a phone sucks...especially an android. But I have so much inspiration I need to write!!!