texting ➢ otayuri (1)

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March 20th, 2017
yuri.will.slaughter.you: I'm sick ):

otabeetroot: Hi sick, i'm dad

yuri.will.slaughter.you: we're going back to the "daddy" jokes?

otabeetroot: NO THATS NOT WHAT I INTENDED

yuri.will.slaughter.you: haahahaa ok fine

otabeetroot: I escaped from the hell hole of yuri's jokes? wow!

yuri.will.slaughter.you: im the sarcastic one

otabeetroot: you've literally never made a single sarcastic comment.

yuri.will.slaughter.you: *inhale*

yuri.will.slaughter.you: I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I cant seem to get my head that far up my ass

otabeetroot: thats not sarcasm, thats a roast

otabeetroot: a good roast

otabeetroot: what is this, 2016?

yuri.will.slaughter.you: mAayBbee

otabeetroot: how?

yuri.will.slaughter.you: you said that you could slow down time a while back

otabeetroot: oh I remember that

otabeetroot: wait are you actually sick?

yuri.will.slaughter.you: yep!

otabeetroot: 0-0

otabeetroot: TAKE YOUR MEDS. GET REST. USE ICEPACKS. BANDAGE ALL WOUNDS. STAY SAFE. DON'T PANIC. DON'T DIE. SLEEP WELL. BE OKAY. GOOD LUCK.