texting ➢ otayuri (1)

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April 23rd, 2017
otabeetroot: guess what!

yuri.will.slaughter.you: what?

otabeetroot: im getting a bird!

yuri.will.slaughter.you: how exciting

otabeetroot: I know right!

yuri.will.slaughter.you: I was being sarcastic.

otabeetroot: oh.

yuri.will.slaughter.you: why are you getting a bird in the first place?

otabeetroot: to keep my cat company

yuri.will.slaughter.you: ....

yuri.will.slaughter.you: a bird...to keep your cat company... just.. *wheeze*

otabeetroot: whats wrong with that?

yuri.will.slaughter.you: The cats going to eat the damn bird

otabeetroot: No he won't!

yuri.will.slaughter.you: mhm

otabeetroot: okay maaaybeee he will but won't my cat appreciate my effort?

yuri.will.slaughter.you: do you honestly think cats give a fuck

otabeetroot: well

otabeetroot: yeah not really

otabeetroot: since you're basically a cat, and you don't give a shit about anything

yuri.will.slaughter.you: :) good luck with your zoo abode