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(Based off a Tumblr post)
May 6th, 2017

yuri.will.slaughter.you: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute

otabeetroot: yuri no that's not how you make cookies

yuri.will.slaughter.you: GO BIG OR GO HOME

otabeetroot: YURI NO YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

yuri.will.slaughter.you: I CAN DO 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND

otabeetroot: YURI NO

yuri.will.slaughter.you: I'M ABOUT TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

otabeetroot: YURI P L E A S E