Jab we met

gauri:prinku mein pass hogayi

priyanka:muje patha tha tum pass ho jaogi

gauri:didi kitni kush hogi na! mein pass hogayi 

ye lo ladoo! rudra tum bhi lona

rudra:chi! itni high cholestrol aur sugar ko door rako mujse 

mere abs karab hojaeyenge

gauri:ek khane se marr to nehi jaoge na

uulluke pate

rudra:oh ! please tum rudra singh oberoi ko  ek ladoo offer kiya 

aur ab aloo ke parate offer kar rahein ho

kyu mere abs pe badla le rahehin ho gaumatha

gauri: excuse me ! pehle baat ye hai ki mein ne tumhe ullu ke patta kaha tha aur doosri baath 

mera nam gauri hein gaumatha nehin

rudra:gauri ho ya gaumatha ! muje kya farak padtha hein aur kyu har bar mujse jagda karthe rahetein ho

kya tum mujse pyaar karthihoon?

gauri:tum se pyaar karne se acha hein! mein kahi khood ke marjao

kam akal kahika

rudra:akal pe mat ja

mein bohot smart hoon

gauri:ha patha hein! patha hein

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anika:hello sir mein aapke event organize karni ayi hoon

chi aap kapde pehen lijiye

shivaay:koun ho tum aur mera kamre mein kya kar rahein hoo?

anika:mein yaha event manage kar ne ayi hoon

shivaay:koi bedroom mein event karthe hein kya 

wo kapde pass karo

dont you have manners?

anika:manners ? apko manners chahiye ya kapde wo batayein

pehle

shivaay:jaldi wo kapde pass karo 

tum janthi nahin ho mein koun ho

anika:koun hein aap 

sharukh khan ?

nehin ho nahein saktein

aap utne height nehien hein na

shivaay:tum ! mera height pe mat jao warna

anika:warna kya 

pehle bathroom se bahar ayiye kapde pehenke 

tab batayiye ki aap koun hein

shivaay:maafi mango warna you dont know me

i'm shivaay singh oberoi

anika:wah kya naam hein shivaay singh oberoi

anika:me bhi kam nehin hu 

im miss anika sharma

shivaay:mere pass paisa hein

anika:aur mere pass maa hein

ek behen bhi hein college mein padthi hein

shivaay:really!

anika: ha sachi ! mein ne poore  college fees bhar ke ayi hoon

shivaay:tum mujse college fees ke bare mein kyu discuss kar rahein hoon?

tum hoti koun ho

anika:aap ko  kuch bhool ne ki bimari hein kya?

wo kya kehtein hein anemia 

shivaay: wo amnesia hein! 

anika:dekha aap ne kabool karliya aap mareez hein

shivaay:tum pagal ho kya ! 

tum koun ho

anika:abhi tho bataya thana event organizer hoon

dadi ne bhulaya muje

mera naam hein anika sharma

shivaay: teek hai anika tumhara pehla kaam ye hai ki tum mujse door rahogi

got it!

anika pov

badtameez  pilla

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gauri:priyanka iss murthiyan dekhne kyu layi hoon

aur ye lambe baal wala tab se dard aur ye rang ke bare mein baata raha hein

muje neend ara hi hein prinku

om pov

yeh kya! ye ladki itni udass kyu hai meri murthiyan dekh ke

priyanka:gauri tu yahi rukh mein abhi aayi

om:tumhe ye murthiya pasand nehi aaye kya 

gauri:bhagwan ke murthy tho ache hein!

 lekin ye doosre   nange angrezzi murthiyan chi

koun bana tha hein aise

om:issme kya karabe hein! mein ne banaya hein yeh

bohot mehnath lagaya hein mein nein

gauri:itna mehnat kiya tho ek kam karthe 

kuch kapde pehnao na itni bhi kanjusi kya hein

yeh lo 500 rupee aur kuch kapde bano inke

om: kya

gauri: ek aur sugesstion du?

agar tumhare mann mein bohot dard hein na 

tho sab ke samne inn murthiyonka dard mat batao

tho ek kam karo ek achi si ladki se shaadi karlo aur apna saari dard ussse share karlo 

achi suggestion hai

om: kya tumhein lagta hein ki muje ek achi ladki milegi?

gauri:kyu nehein milegi! mein ek baat batao lambe ho baal ache hein

shakal teek taak hein

miljayegi

om:muje nehin lagta ! meri help karogi kya 

muje ek ladki ko patana hein

gauri:to tum ek kam karo kal na mere saath bahar chalo

om:mein?

gauri:ha tum aur mein bahar jayenge

golgappa khake baat karenge

om:golgappa?

gauri:tum aajao na

om:tumhara naam kya hein

gauri:bhool hi gayi 

mera nam gauri hein aur tumhara naam kya hein

om:omkara 

gauri:achi hein! tumhara naam aur kaam

ab chaltein hein

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