I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69.
She said, "No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."
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Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!
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There was a young man from Peru
Who fell asleep in a canoe.
He dreamt that Venus
Was strokin' his penis
And woke with a handful of goo.
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I added 3 dirty jokes in here because they were to short I hope you liked them
(Also if i get 65 viewers I'll put in a dirty picture with a "clean" joke)
