(these are not mine. I just found them on the vast universe of the internet)
People say the fries were made in France but I'm pretty sure they were made in Greece.
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How do prisoners communicate?
With a cell-phone (This actually made me laugh so much)
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I was reading an anti-gravity book for a report and MAN!! WAS IT HARD TO PUT DOWN!!!
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I was watching a documentary about beavers and DAM was it good!
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(Mall dad jokes for teens)
We didn't just go to one store we went to the'MALL
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Y'know the cemetery is so popular, people are just DYING to get there.
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ok, i'm sorry for the people who hated me for those dad jokes!!
