Groupchat (t.s&j.b)

2.

Hari:

Hari: SHIT WRONG CHAT SORRY

Troye: SEND NOODLES NOT NOODS

Hari: I like this kid

Jacob:

Troye: YAS NOODLES BEAT NOODS

Jacob: not my noods I can assure you ;)

Troye: not that much into dick tbh

Jacob: shame... there's a lot of gayness on this chat... guess we needed some straightness to even if out :)

Troye: thank God I came along

Jacob: you're okay with the gayness right?

Troye: I'll be fine as long as there's some boob game

Jacob: boobs are the ultimate turn off

Troye: no, balls are the ultimate turn off

Adam: I'm crying

Adam: I bet troye doesn't even know what boobs look like

Jacob: ???

Adam: Jake... Troye is like the gayest guy I've ever met.. and I've met ALOT of gays

Jacob: ...

Troye: ADAM YOU RUINED THE PRANK :(((

Adam: No, I saved your scrawny ass from embarrassment... you know nothing about the female anatomy

Troye: I know they bleed out of their vaginas every month and have to use those weird cotton dildos

Hari: COTTON DILDOS!

Jacob: CoTtOn DiLdOs I cAnT

Hari: I'M WEAK

Adam: I'd be worried if he was straight

Ruth: .... trust me they aren't cotton dildos

Hari: trust her, she's a professional

Troye: can you not... use them like one?

Ruth: TRUST ME YOU CANT

Troye: so they aren't cotton dildos?

Ruth: no, they're tampons.

Hari: so basically cotton dildos

Jed: what the fuck did I wake up to

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Based off a real conversation me and @-bixenboy had about tracob discussing lady products :)))))

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