Groupchat (t.s&j.b)

6.

Princess Troye: so you know condoms
King Jay: hello to you too
Jester Jed: Oh dear
Princess Troye: how they come in flavours
Queen Hari: *cum in flavours
Princess Ruth: I'm not exactly a condom expert
Peasant Adam: I am
Peasant Adam: continue with your questions troye
Princess Troye: Are you supposed to lick the lube off them?
Peasant Adam: ...
Peasant Adam: you didn't swallow it did you
Princess Troye: what? No! Ofc not!
Princess Troye: okay maybe a little...
Peasant Adam: you. swallowed. the. lube.
Jester Jed: lube is swallow-able:) only in small amounts tho... like toothpaste
King Jay: did you...
King Jay: just compare...
King Jay: lube to toothpaste?
Queen Hari: they're very similar
Queen Hari: toothpaste means your gums don't bleed and lube means your bum don't bleed
Princess Ruth: OKAY I'M OUT
Queen Hari: we're gonna end up ruining her innocence
Jester Jed: we already have
Princess Troye: BACK TO THE QUESTION
Princess Troye: is there such things as nutella condoms?
King Jay: yes
Jester Jed: that was a fast response
King Jay: I do my research:)
Princess Troye: but does it taste like nutella?
King Jay: yes
Jester Jed: I'm
Jester Jed: not even gonna ask how you know that
Queen Hari: Oh I know
Peasant Adam: Oh yeah I remember
Jester Jed: was this some threesome I wasn't invited to?
Queen Hari: we got Jacob to lick a condom as a dare
Peasant Adam: we were drunk 💁
Princess Troye: I need to meet yall and then we'll all get drunk and play truth or dare
Queen Hari: YES
Jester Jed: YeS
Peasant Adam: Yaaas
King Jay: NO
Peasant Adam: Jacob, you're severely out voted
Princess Troye: I look forward to this day
King Jay: *sighs*
Princess Troye: y'all better have some flavoured condoms ready
Queen Hari: Jacob has several types under his bed
King Jay: HARI
Peasant Adam: JACOB TAYLOR BIXENMAN
Princess Troye: we may need them 😏😏
King Jay: is it bad that I'm hard right now?
Queen Hari: that... is disgusting information
Peasant Adam: WAIT HOLD UP TROYE WHY DID YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SWALLOWING CONDOM LUBE??
Peasant Adam: TROYE SIVAN MELLET
Jester Jed: Because he licc the dicc
King Jay: i'm off for a cold shower bai

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A) this is not where I was expecting this chapter to go

B) I cannot end these chapters oops sorry 

C) tracob dms next chapter :)))

D) this story is gonna move real fast bc I have an idea for a tracob mpreg and I want to focus on that after this 

E) I love yall, stay safe and hydrated, use protection and eat nutella :)