Something Unexpected

Chapter 1- (Pilot) Janoskians first appearance

I had just arrived home from an incredibly hot day at work, and all I wanted to do, was take off my sweaty uniform that was plastered onto my skin. Completely drained, I stripped off every piece of clothing on me and replaced them with a loose fitted shirt and mini shorts. I lazed around the house with my cleavage partially on display; trying to cool down as much as possible. I was in no mood to socialize with others or play around with anybody. That is, until I heard a loud ruckus just outside of my house. Just by listening, I could already tell that it was a bunch of boys fooling around in my neighbourhood. Suspiciously, I walked over to the front door, bare footed, and peeped through the small gap of the half opened curtains; where there was a window. A quick glimpse is all it took to see that a bunch of boys were mucking about, but in my front yard.

They were all dressed in snapbacks and Vans, jumping about and making interesting yet anomalistic sounds. They were messing up my front yard. Who are these people? I asked myself. Some sort of gang? I’m pretty sure I saw one of the boys holding a video camera, while he filmed another boy drink something that looked less than delightful. “Come on bro, finish it!” Exclaimed the boy holding the video camera. “Do it for the fans, mate,” cheered another boy. Jeez, how many of them are there, five, six? No five, I thought to myself confusedly. All of a sudden, the boy drinking, what looks to be lemon juice mixed with soy sauce, looked like he’d just been hit in the gut and started spewing blotchy liquid all over my front yard. My jaw dropped. Groo-oo-oossss! “OH HELL NO YOU BASTARD!” I shouted. I was already hot and bothered, and now I see a group of kids make a mess of my front yard, then puke on it! I was outraged. I closed the curtains and flung open the front door. My sudden appearance seemed to have scared the boys, as they all turned their heads in shock. The boy who just puked was bent over his knees with his head up, facing me. 

This allowed me to see the cause of the loud ruckus, that I'd heard just moments ago. Five male teenagers standing before me, all looking around the ages of seventeen to eighteen. Clear Bogans.

(not a negative comment on Bogans jsyk)

“Do you have any intention of cleaning that up!?” I asked furiously. They were all gazing at me, stunned at the girl who just appeared out of nowhere and some had smirks on their faces, trying to contain their laughter. “Oh, ah...sorry, I’m Beau. I-" I cut him off. “I didn’t ask for your name, nor do I care who you are," I frowned, my hand hovering in front of his face. “You and your friends have completely messed up my front yard and puked all over it!” I shrieked. By this time, all of the boys let out a slight snicker and the other boy who's much taller than the others, still had his camera on record. “Oh sorry, that’s my brother Luke who just threw up, sorry about that," said Beau, supposedly apologising.

Before I could even begin to speak, Luke stood up and walked towards me. “Sorry, it was only meant to be harmless fun. You know, as a joke. We didn’t mean for it to get out of hand," said Luke with a bit of a smirk, but in all sincerity. I looked at him for a while, unsure of whether or not I should be nicer now. I’d almost forgiven him, until, what I thought was over, Luke started to look sick and threw up once more. Only this time, he’d thrown up all over me! My eyes grew wide, letting out a huge gasp, trying to process what just happened. Finally aware of the situation, I ran straight into my house and in the corner of my eye, I could see Luke trying to go after me, most likely to tell me that he was sorry, but because I was on the verge of exploding. I yelled out the words, “Just leave!” and slammed the door shut. 

I raced to my bathroom, frantic to take off my shirt that was covered in vomit. I was annoyed beyond belief as I scrubbed wildly at the puke infested shirt. “I hope I never see those boys again,” I muttered. 

A/N: Aha, my first attempts at writing a fan fiction, so leaving me feedback would be very much appreciated! :)