henry danger fanfiction

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Henry bursts into laughter
Henry: yeah really funny jasper, woow hahahahahaha but come on, seriously this is schwoz we're talking about here, he wouldn't hurt a fly, I mean he's weird yeah totally weird but evil? come on!
Jasper is confused so is ray.
Ray: is this some kind of a sick joke?
Jasper: yeah, Hen you know that Schwoz is evil, so Evil that he makes Drex look like a toothless puppy. You were here when he snapped!
Henry: what?.... I don't remember that
Ray: UGGGh!!! I need my meditation music
Ray puts on his wireless headsets  so that he can calm down, he breathes in deeply and begins to make meditation sounds
Ray: OM OM OHMYGOSH I HATE THIS KID SO MUCH, OM OH WHY CANT HE JUST GET BACK TO WORK
Jasper takes Henry aside
Jasper: Henry you were there when he snapped and went crazy, you were there when he threatened both me and ray, when he almost killed us the other time and nearly made ray destructible again
Ray: YEAH!!!!
Henry: I don't.....I don't remember any of that, but what him made snap?
Ray: WHO KNOWS!!! He just did, so now that we've got you up to speed, do you mind  getting back to work? I'm not paying you to sit around
Henry: yeah......sure
Henry turns to go to the elevator, when the monitor starts flashing
Henry: ooh someone is calling
Ray: I know that!
Ray answers the call, it's Schwoz.
Ray: EUGH! It's You!
Schwoz: well well well if it isn't my old boss ray
Ray: of course it's me, you called me so who else would it be! Ugh gosh Henry this is why we don't mention this traitor's name! If you say it 5 times or more he appears! WHAT DO YOU WANT TRAITOR!!!
Schwoz: I see you've healed from our last encounter, hello jasper you look well
Jasper: I don't accept compliments from traitors or greetings!
Ray: what do you want Schwoz? We're busy!
Schwoz: I'm here for my answer!
Jasper: answer to what? Why you're so ugly? Ask your mom!
Ray: Ha! Classic!
Schwoz: yeah real cute! HENRY! I'm tired of waiting!  What is your answer?
Everyone is shocked.
Henry: I don't know why you're ugly  Schwoz
Everyone burst into laughter and high fives each other
Schwoz: ENOUGH!!!!
Schwoz says in this in a way that sends shivers down Henry's spine.
Ray: listen Schwoz no one here knows what you're talking about! So just get lost!
Schwoz: oh Henry knows what I'm talking about captain loser
Ray: its captain man and you know it! But....er what do you mean Henry knows?
Henry: yeah what do you mean?
Schwoz: are we going to continue playing this game? Give me your answer now!
Jasper: Hen what is he talking about?
Both ray and jasper look at Henry
Henry: you guys.....I...I....I don't know what he's...... talking about
Schwoz: I'm talking about what I ask you the last time we met privately
Henry: What?
Jasper and ray: WHA?!?
Jasper: henry?
Henry: jasper, ray come on, you guys know me, you know I'd never do such a thing! He's lying! He's lying! I never met him privately! I would never do that to you guys come on!
Schwoz laughs evilly
Schwoz:  stop playing games with me boy! Just give me your answer
Henry: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!! I honestly don't
Schwoz: is that so?
Henry: yes it is so!
Jasper: this is just sad Schwoz, are you making things up now? just get out of here man, it's getting pathetic
Schwoz: last chance Henry
Henry: Schwoz do you want me to say it in another language? I don't know what you're talking about!
Ray: I'm hanging up!
Schwoz: before you do, let me show you guys a little something
Schwoz disappears from the screen and in his place it's now him and Henry in a creepy looking room. The video begins to play.
Schwoz: are you sure?
Henry: yeah, I'm tired of being treated like dirt by ray! And I'm so tired of being Jasper's little side kick it sucks, just being stuck behind the counter!
Schwoz: do you know what we aim to do here?
Henry: yeah, we're gonna get rid of jasper and ray and replace them as superheroes which I have a question about by the way, you're swell view's most feared criminal how will you replace ray as a superhero?
Schwoz: easy! I've got a Device that can you turn you into anyone you want!
Henry: aaah nice
Schwoz: I'll give you time to think about your decision cause once you join my team you can never go back
Henry: I don't need time! I know I can make a far better superhero side kick than jasper!
Schwoz: still take it, I'll contact you later and you can give me your answer then, if you feel the same way still then you can join my team, don't worry we treat our Memebers here with respect and we even have donut tuesdays!
Henry: looking forward to it!
The video clip ends

Author's Note: cue Dramatic Music
"DUN-DUN-DA!"