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Jeno

✏ : the members wanting you to date another member.

• part 1 •

Jaehyun
☆

Jae 👻 : i have a proposition for you.

you : and what exactly is this proposition you speak of?

Jae 👻 : I'll take you out to eat all next week, if you go on a date with jeno.

you : who says I need a proposition to go on a date with jeno 😕

Jae 👻 : wait do you like jeno?

you : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
you : do humans have noses?

Jae 👻 : OMG YOU DO!

*

Ten
☆

ten 👌: here's a funny concept.
ten 👌: you + jeno = 💑

you : that is a concept I wouldn't mind

ten 👌: wait
ten 👌: what
ten 👌: 😱

*

Yuta
☆

Nakamoto 🍥 : i need a really big favor.

you : istg if you ask me to rate you on a scale of hotness again.
you : i. will. start. swinging

Nakamoto 🍥 : nah
Nakamoto 🍥 : i know I'm a 10. I don't need you for that anymore.

you : yeah on a scale of 1000

Nakamoto 🍥 : whatever we all know you're actually head over heels for me. 😏

you : more like I want to bash my head in with heels. ☺

Nakamoto 🍥 : why you gotta be salty all the time 😒

you : it's my job.
you : we all know how hard working i am.

nakamoto 🍥 : sureeee
nakamoto 🍥 : anyways about that favor...

you : what is it, yuta?

Nakamoto 🍥 : date jeno pls.

you : no need to worry, my friend. The deed is done.

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Taeyong
☆

ty track🎵: do us all a favor and date jeno.
ty track🎵: I'm getting sick of hearing him talk about you consantly.
ty track🎵: don't get me wrong. I love you but I kind of get sick of hearing about how pretty you look all the time.

you : I'm 100% sure that me dating him will not solve your problem AT ALL.
you : like come on. It's me we're talking about.
you : once he starts dating me he will literally NEVER shut up about how amazing I am ☺

ty track🎵: shit you're right.
ty track🎵: can we just forget the fact i texted you and carry on with our lifes.

you : I'm afraid it's already too late.
you : if I were you ill buy some ear plugs.
you : or you know you could actually appreciate the masterpiece that is me.
you : what a concept 😁

ty track : i actually hate you rn.

*

Jaemin
☆

Na Jaemin 😤 : I'm mad at you.

you : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
you : you always are. what's new?

Na Jaemin 😤 : you are supposed to ask me why? you butt!

you : my bad.
you : why is the wonderful na jaemin mad at me now?

Na Jaemin 😤 : because you aren't dating jeno yet.

you : ......
you : I'm too shy......

Na Jaemin 😤 : 😕😕😕
Na Jaemin 😤 : since when was the oh so great y/n shy???
Na Jaemin 😤 : did I hop into another dimension and not notice?

you : I AM SHY
you : .........
you : just when it comes to dating...

Na Jaemin 😤 : what is the difference?
Na Jaemin 😤 : literally the only thing that will change between you two is the label and the fact you could actually kiss him instead of day dreaming about it.

you : i hate it when you are right.

Na Jaemin 😤 : yeah yeah
Na Jaemin 😤 : now go get yo man.

you : on it!

Na Jaemin 😤 : they all grow up so fast 😭😭😭

you : too bad you stopped growing years ago.

Na Jaemin 😤 : okAY YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TEXTING JENO. NOT ROASTING ME!!!!

you : sorry i roast people when I'm nervous.

Na Jaemin 😤 : stOP STALLING !!

*

Jeno
☆

you : soooooooo
you : nice weather right?

jeno 💞 : umm yeah

you : and do you know what nice weather means?

jeno 💞 : I'm not stuck inside?

you : well yeah but also...
you : do you wanna maybe go have a picnic with me?

jeno 💞 : that sounds fun. of course I'll want to.
jeno 💞 : i can have taeyong hyung make those small sandwiches you like.

you : you do realize I'm asking you out on a date right?

jeno 💞 : 😶😶 that didn't occur to me.
jeno 💞 : but that doesn't make me change my mind about going with you.

you : you actually want to go out with me?

jeno 💞 : of course. I've had the biggest crush on you since Jaemin introduced you to everyone. You're so beautiful and funny. There's honestly never a dull moment when you are around. Plus you know how to stick up for yourself. It always make me proud when you roast the other boys. you're just so cool compared to me. I'm so plain and boring.

you : first, you are the sweetest person ever. I'm literally on the floor rn clutching my heart because it's beating so fast.
you : second, ive had the biggest crush on since forever. like how could I not. you are so adorable that I almost die everytime you look in my general vicinity.
you : third, you are not plain and boring. you are really fun to hang out with. I always love being with you because you manage to always put a smile on my face. I swear you would make the perfect boyfriend ever.

jeno 💞 : in that case would allow me to prove I would make the perfect boyfriend ever by being my girlfriend.
jeno 💞 : i can't imagine not being your boyfriend now.

you : i would love that !! 😍😍

This one is so short. I'm sorry.