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Foreign Swaggers

Requested by the lovely @Mimo_Box. I hope you like it!

Group Chat
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you : ummm you guys aren't allowed at my house anymore.

jaehyun : why not??

mark : yeah why?

you : you ate all my freaking snacks, you losers.

jaehyun : that was johnny.

johnny : wOW and I thought we were friends.

jaehyun : that's what you get for ratting me out to taeil, you snek.

mark : I'm actually going to the store now. I'll buy you some more snacks, y/n.

you : and this is why mark's my favorite.

jaehyun : wOW FAKE AF

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you : okay listen up, you rats!

jaehyun : well hello to you too.

johnny : excuse me?? I'm no rat. I'm a hamster.

mark : wtf

you : johnny honey, you need help.

johnny : 😑

you : anywaysss
you : my mom's coming to visit tomorrow whICH MEANSSSS ,,,,,,,, STAY. AWAY. FROM. MY. HOUSE. KAPEESH

mark : i wanna meet your mom.

jaehyun : can you imagine how many embarrassing stories she has to tell about y/n?
jaehyun : Wow blackmail for days.

johnny : aND BABY PICTURES!!

mark : awwww i bet you were so adorable as a baby.

johnny : now you're just evil.

you : first, go fck yourselves.
you : second, don't you even think about it. I will literally bury you all alive. Don't play me.

johnny : and there is her evil side we love and adore so much. note the sarcasm.

you : joHNNY ISTG

mark : y/n pleaseee.

you : no.

jaehyun : but

you : no.

johnny : I'll buy you food.

you : you are not buying me anything because NONE OF YOU are meeting my mom ☺. Have a good day !

jaehyun : well then

mark : i can't believe she actually turned down food.

johnny : do you know what this calls for?

you : ISTG IF YOU SAY PRIVATE MEETING AND THEN PRECEED TO MAKE A PLAN TO MEET MY MOM BEHIND MY BACK. I WILL TELL TAEYONG YOU THREE ARE HARASSING ME AGAIN !

johnny : .... I suddenly have a schedule tomorrow ....

mark : sorry, y/n. I can't meet your mom tomorrow ,,,, sm doesn't know what rest is ;;;

you : that's what I thought -.-

jaehyun : but we don't have schedules tomorrow???

you :