"Not My Style" Says the Kris [EXO Kpop Fanfiction]

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Chat 004 - Friends?

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8:16AM

1 New Message

Me: Are you ok?

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Me: Please tell me you are! You’re not dead are you?!?!

Kris: I ain’t dead…

Me: … You sound angry

Kris: How do I sound angry? I’m not even talking to you. I’m typing

Me: You so are /narrows eyes at you

Kris: /raises eyebrow

Me: What did Lu-Ge do to you?!?!

Kris: Nothing

Me: LIAR

Kris: I don’t lie

Me: OMG, you so do!! I know your habits!

Me: Not my style

Me: That’s what you kept saying on SHOWTIME!!!!

Me: and then you’d end up eating or doing whatever it was that you said was “NOT YOUR STYLE”!!!

Me: Omgomgomg. CHICKEN IS NOT MY STYLE

Kris: Ok, I admit I did say that but I’m not a liar

Me: Liar

Kris: Hey. Watch it kid

Me: I knew it. You’re angy

Me: *angry

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Me: YOu are SO angry. I’m sorry!

Me: Please don’t be angry

Me: /bows down to the almighty Kris duizhang

Read at 9:01AM

Me: Lu-Geeeee! T^T

Luhan: Sup?

Luhan: You’re not crying are you?

Me: No… no

Luhan: Then what’s wrong?

Me: Kris oppa is angry at me

Luhan: Why’s that?

Me: I don’t even know anymoreee

Me: I think it’s because I called him a liar…

Me: …He’s angry right?

Luhan: Yeah

Me: NO WAYY! Omg. Please tell him I’m really really sorry!

Luhan: Lol

Luhan: I’m joking

Me: WAE? WAE ARE YOU LAUGHING?!?!?!?!

Me: I KNOW YOU ARE!!

Luhan: You’re interesting. You have an interesting set of emotions. Like really interesting

Me: Really?! ^O^

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Me: Wait a minute

Me: You’re being sarcastic aren’t you? You’re making fun of me

Read at 10:58AM

Luhan saw the notification on his phone, seeing the messages flash across his screen. He nearly choked on his bubble tea when he saw them, quickly swallowing while trying to not burst out laughing. He picked up his phone and typed back a quick message.

Luhan: Maybe, maybe not

Read at 11:00AM

Me: You so are

Me: Is Kris still angry at me?

Read at 11:03AM

Shaking his head, Luhan gave a snort seeing that she seemed to still be concerned over the fact that Kris could be angry at her. Sitting beside him, Baekhyun watched as his hyung keep looking at his phone and chuckling.

Feeling curious, he asked, “What’s so funny?”

“Nothing much. She’s just a friend who has a funny personality,” Luhan replied, taking a sip of his bubble tea.

“Who is it?” Baekhyun asked, looking over Luhan’s shoulder. All he saw was a few nonsensical texts that just sounded weird from what he could read. And it was all in English too. “Wow, it’s all in English.”

“Hmm? Yeah,” Luhan said absently and put away his phone. He looked up and waved his hand to gain Kris’ attention. “Gege, she still thinks you’re angry at her.”

“Really?” Kris replied, and put down his own beverage – coffee. “What’s she saying?”

“That she’s reallyyyyyyyyy sorry,” Luhan laughed, showing Kris the messages.

“Okay, wow.”

“Is there something here that I’m missing?” Baekhyun asked, his eyebrows furrowed in confusion. “And since when were you able to read English?”

The other members of EXO nodded as well, wondering what on Earth the two Chinese members were discussing. To them, it seemed like they were sharing some inside joke they didn’t know about and weren’t about to tell them any time soon either.

Kris ignored them, even when Suho poked his side, asking him to be nice and share with everyone. He took his phone from his pocket and began a new text message.

Kris: I’m not mad at you

Me: You’re talking to me again!

Kris: Should I not be talking to you?

Kris: Yeah. I probably shouldn’t

Me: WAITTT! NOOO! I wanna be friedddssss!!

Me: *friends

Kris: …

Me: shoot. ><

Me: Please, let us be friends?

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