Me: @AnnieHamilton994 asks: "How many stupid things has Hamilton done and can you name them?"
Laurens: He does a lot of stupid things.
Hamilton: I do not!
Mulligan: So trying to read and cook at the same time wasn't a stupid thing?
Hamilton: I was multitasking, so no.
Lafayette: You almost burned the house down.
Hamilton: It was a mistake.
Laurens: It was dumb.
Lafayette: And the time he tried to prank Jefferson.
Laurens: Yeah. He tried to put glue on a chair in a cabinet meeting for Jefferson to sit on. When he finished, he accidentally fell on the chair and got stuck.
Mulligan: Then, we had to go and pry him off.
Lafayette: His pants tore😂
Me: What do you have to say for yourself, Alex?
Hamilton: I meant for that to happen. It was a social experiment to see who would help me.
Lafayette: Lies.
Hamilton: Hey, do you know how many people get stuck on chairs and people just pass them by?
Mulligan: Only you.
Hamilton: And what did people do?
Laurens: They laughed.
Hamilton: Exactly. I concluded my experiment with the conclusion that people are jerks.
Laurens: Just admit that you do stupid things.
Hamilton: I do not. Everything I do is experimental. *crosses arms and raises chin*
Me: Riiiiggghhtt
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